LOL. All the funnier because I just reread Treasure Island a few days ago.
Should I tell the one about Rush Limbaugh and Hillary Clinton in an elevator?
Only if it also involves a hook in the eye!
Should I tell the one about Rush Limbaugh and Hillary Clinton in an elevator?
Please - by all means - tell it...
It's an old one, but here goes:
Rush Limbaugh is alone in an elevator, when it stops at a certain floor and Hillary Clinton walks in. When the doors close, there is an ackward silence until Hillary hits the emergency stop, rips off her clothing and grabs Rush, demanding, "Limbaugh, you big hunk of a man, make me feel like a woman!"
"OK," says Rush. He takes off his clothes, and throws them in a pile at Hillary's feet. "Wash 'em."
Sounds about right...