Why I said "I can't tell what's satire and what's not anymore"
I had my doubts but I've been fooled both ways nowadays
Yes. The trouble is, that in today's stupid idea flux, the more idiotic something sounds, the more likely it's meant to be serious.
If you own a white cat you're racist because you hate black cats for their blackness and if you own a black cat, you're a racist because you wanted to keep a black cat in symbolic servitude.
(Given the premise that you can "own" any cat in the first place.)