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Just when you think you've seen everything...
« on: July 07, 2011, 10:11:36 PM »
...you run across a sporty red Prius with spoiler on the back.
Saw the thing while driving home from work today.  :laugh:
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Re: Just when you think you've seen everything...
« Reply #1 on: July 07, 2011, 11:02:20 PM »
That improves the mileage, ya know.  ;/
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Re: Just when you think you've seen everything...
« Reply #2 on: July 07, 2011, 11:05:30 PM »
I remember some years back, a company was making a spoiler for a Pinto.

They claimed that at higher legal speeds, it would generate a good amount of downforce with only a modest amount of drag . . . but of course, on a Pinto, even a modest amount of drag might keep it from reaching the higher legal speeds in the first place. 
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Re: Just when you think you've seen everything...
« Reply #3 on: July 07, 2011, 11:10:47 PM »
A spoiler on a Prius. I guess there's some tree-huggers who are motorheads at heart.

Pinto's were good cars for racing, and popular racers, too.

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Re: Just when you think you've seen everything...
« Reply #4 on: July 07, 2011, 11:18:22 PM »
I saw one hooked up to a 10' uhaul trailer once.

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Re: Just when you think you've seen everything...
« Reply #5 on: July 07, 2011, 11:19:38 PM »
I saw one hooked up to a 10' uhaul trailer once.

A spoiler or a Prius?
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Re: Just when you think you've seen everything...
« Reply #6 on: July 07, 2011, 11:35:17 PM »
Both.  A Prius with a big cheese-slicer-looking spoiler and a uhaul trailer right behind it.

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Re: Just when you think you've seen everything...
« Reply #7 on: July 07, 2011, 11:49:32 PM »
I have a 2000 Saturn SL2 and it came with a spoiler.  Does that count? [popcorn] [tinfoil] :laugh: :angel:
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Re: Just when you think you've seen everything...
« Reply #8 on: July 08, 2011, 08:13:52 AM »
Seems like we go through this every so often, when a new crop of undocumented guest workers learn that if you pay the $103 down but give them phoney names, addresses and other ID you may never have to make another payment.

Apparently adding a spoiler helps you drive a consistent 7.25 mph below the posted speed limit - tactic devised not to actually impede traffic but to ensure that you are never pulled over for speeding, because once that happens the cops (state & local) will run your immigration status, and the locals will keep you in jail long enough for a full terrorist background check to be completed before you can even think about going to trial.

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Re: Just when you think you've seen everything...
« Reply #9 on: July 08, 2011, 10:30:25 AM »
Pintos will bust 110 Mph with a Mustang Cobra II Turbo and modified waste gate and water/alcohol injection! Here is my Pinto Pony MPG in full street trim, with automatic trans and factory gearing in the 2.8:1 - 3:1 range smoking the tires in a local auto-x. I had her set up for SCCA Rally runs at the time.

http://www.herohog.com/images/cars/PINTO1.wmv

My wife is riding in there with me. We both raced her and drove her daily around Shreveport, LA for a few years!
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Re: Just when you think you've seen everything...
« Reply #10 on: July 08, 2011, 10:45:03 AM »
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My wife is riding in there with me. We both raced her and drove her daily around Shreveport, LA for a few years!

You raced your wife and drove her around town daily...?   :O
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Re: Just when you think you've seen everything...
« Reply #11 on: July 08, 2011, 10:56:21 AM »
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You raced your wife and drove her around town daily...? 

Well, it was Louisiana. Wild Cajuns and all. ;)

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Re: Just when you think you've seen everything...
« Reply #12 on: July 09, 2011, 01:02:30 AM »




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Re: Just when you think you've seen everything...
« Reply #13 on: July 09, 2011, 01:17:37 AM »
Pintos will bust 110 Mph with a Mustang Cobra II Turbo and modified waste gate and water/alcohol injection! Here is my Pinto Pony MPG in full street trim, with automatic trans and factory gearing in the 2.8:1 - 3:1 range smoking the tires in a local auto-x. I had her set up for SCCA Rally runs at the time.

http://www.herohog.com/images/cars/PINTO1.wmv

My wife is riding in there with me. We both raced her and drove her daily around Shreveport, LA for a few years!

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Re: Just when you think you've seen everything...
« Reply #14 on: July 09, 2011, 01:18:01 AM »
You know what amazes me about those photos, Bedlamite? (After I finished laughing, of course). It's not that the owners obviously don't have much or any money. It's that they actually took a fair amount of time and deliberately made something absolutely ridiculous.

It's like seeing a beater car with a giant "Ford" or "Toyota" sticker across the front windshield. The person actually took the time to buy the thing and put it on a piece of junk.

That just mystifies me.

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Re: Just when you think you've seen everything...
« Reply #15 on: July 09, 2011, 01:37:37 AM »
I actually did something similar on a Subaru wagon a few years ago. It was a friends car that he was running in an enduro in the compact class. I finished welding in his roll cage, we had a few beers, and you can figure out the rest. The tech guys (after laughing their AO) let us keep the wing, but made us take off the coffee can tailpipe and hood scoop.
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