.666 Schumer Express
Most often used on those who get between the senor Senator from NY and a camera.
.45 DSFPS (Donna Shalala Fetal Position & Scream)
Actually never fired. Firearms chambered in this round are usually dropped to the ground, soon followed by the "shooter," after which pathetic mewling can be detected from inside the quivering, gelatinous mass of humanity wallowing in its own helplessness.