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« on: June 30, 2005, 07:05:01 AM »
Well, sorta.  
My darling bride and I were heading out of Austin late last night and we saw one of the coolest hand-painted bumper sticker type things ever.  On the '70-something Ford truck in front of us, someone had covered the top quarter of the tailgate with white paint, and then in green paint had written "A nation of sheep begets a government of wolves".  The quote wasn't properly attributed to Edward R. Murrow, but I can forgive that.  Ya gotta love the sentiment.
The truck also had a real bumper stick that read "Valhalla:  Gods, heroes, mythical beings, cheap beer".  Seems like the driver was someone who'd fit in around here.

Y'all have any favorites?

James
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« Reply #1 on: June 30, 2005, 07:18:53 AM »
I childproofed my house but they keep getting back in.

Makes my wife and I laugh every time we think about it.

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« Reply #2 on: June 30, 2005, 08:14:14 AM »
We found a great bumper sticker to replace the one we lost at the car wash.  The old one just said support our troops.  This new one has the background of a flying flag and shows a soldier kneeling down in prayer.  It says "TO OUR MILITARY HEROES WE'RE PROUD OF YOU!"

I'm tired of the media saying no one supports our troops when they lay their life on the line everyday.  I wish some of those reporters had to fight in those firefights then they might have more respect.



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Matthew 27:54
 Now when the centurion, and they that were with him, watching Jesus, saw the earthquake, and those things that were done, they feared greatly, saying, Truly this was the Son of God.
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« Reply #3 on: June 30, 2005, 08:35:09 AM »
One in the parking garage...

"It takes a viking to raze a village."


One I saw years ago at a dog show...

"My Grand Champion [dog] can maul your honor roll student."
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« Reply #4 on: June 30, 2005, 08:51:34 AM »
Grab this lot!!!

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I can't attest to whether or not these really exist, but supposedly, these
are for-real bumper stickers:

     Dain bramaged
     Unless you're a hemmoroid, get off my A$$!
     Eat Well, Stay Fit, Die Anyway
     Body by Nautilus; brain by Mattel
     Boldly going nowhere
     CAUTION - Driver legally blonde!
     Heart Attacks...God's Revenge for Eating His Animal Friends
     He's not dead, He's electroencephalographically challenged
     Honk if you've never seen an Uzi fired from a car window!
     How many roads must a man travel down before he admits he is lost?
     Axe me about Ebonics
     CATS The other white meat
     Don't be sexist - broads hate that
     I'm an imbecile and I vote
     Money Isn't Everything... But it Sure Keeps the Kids In Touch
     If you lived in your car, you'd be home by now
     Saw it... Wanted it... Had a fit... Got it!
     WARNING! Driver only carries $20.00 in ammunition
     Could you drive any better if I shoved that cell phone up your ***?
     If you can read this, I can slam on my brakes and sue you!
     Your gene pool needs a little chlorine.
     You're just jealous because the voices are talking to me not you!
     Don't piss me off! I'm running out of places to hide the bodies.
     JESUS SAVES...He Passes It To Gretzky...Gretzky Shoots...He Scores!
     You are depriving some poor village of its IDIOT
     Save Your Breath...You'll need it to blow up your date!
     Forget world peace. Visualize using your turn signal.
     Grow your own dope, plant a man
     All Men Are Animals, Some Just Make Better Pets
     Some people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.
     I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.
     WANTED Meaningful overnight relationship.
     BEER It's not just for breakfast anymore.
     I need someone really bad...Are you really bad?
     Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.
     All men are idiots....I married their king.
     The more you complain, the longer God makes you live.
     IRS We've got what it takes to take what you've got.
     Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off now.
     Reality is a crutch for people who can't handle drugs.
     Out of my mind...Back in five minutes.
     Hang up and drive.
     Smile, it's the second best thing you can do with your lips.
     I took an IQ test and the results were negative.
     Where there's a will...I want to be in it.
     It's lonely at the top, but you eat better.
     We are born naked, wet, and hungry....Then things get worse.
     Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies.
     Consciousness That annoying time between naps.
     Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?
     Be nice to your kids...They will pick out your nursing home.
     Always remember you're unique...Just like everyone else.
     Honk If You Want To See My Finger

     And (my own one) - Suckin Gas & haulin ass

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« Reply #5 on: June 30, 2005, 09:05:35 AM »
A few from South Africa:


Avenge yourself!  Live long enough to be a problem to your children!


(Seen on a rusty Volkswagen Bug, 1960's vintage):

I used to be a Porsche until I called a witch-doctor a Kaffir.


When the going gets tough, the tough go shopping.
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« Reply #6 on: June 30, 2005, 09:48:48 AM »
One I saw a few years ago with the organge and pink colors, and even the font, of the Dunkin Donuts logo..

F***in Gonuts
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« Reply #7 on: June 30, 2005, 10:03:32 AM »
Remembered one or two others from old days in UK ...........

This on a Mini car - "When I grow up I want to be a Mercedes".

And another - ''Keep death off the roads - drive on the sidewalk" ! Smiley
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« Reply #8 on: June 30, 2005, 10:05:09 AM »
just bought this one yesterday:
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« Reply #9 on: June 30, 2005, 10:11:59 AM »
Hehe Harry - I have two T-Shirts with that on the back Smiley

Another fave T-shirt one - so not really a bumper sticker, is the biker one displaying on back ... ''If you can read this - the B**ch fell off''

But the chicks have one too I believe - ''If you can read this, the B**ch just passed ya''! Tongue
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« Reply #10 on: June 30, 2005, 11:42:09 AM »
"Jesus loves you. Everyone else thinks you're an a$$hole"
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« Reply #11 on: June 30, 2005, 01:26:51 PM »
Rice 2008 Smiley
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« Reply #12 on: June 30, 2005, 01:36:22 PM »
Rice 2008?  Please excuse me while I commence puking. Shocked


I love my country, it the government I hate.
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« Reply #13 on: June 30, 2005, 02:22:05 PM »
Rice for President 2008. Smiley
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« Reply #14 on: June 30, 2005, 05:02:29 PM »
Skeet Shooters can do it 25X in a row 8 different ways.
Skeet Shooters repeat this 4x in row
...and again 4 more times
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Damn right its loaded.
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Live to shoot - Shoot to Live
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[Seen on front bumper] -MOVE OVER - I'M COMING THRU
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I took a kid shooting - what did you do today?
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Damn right I punched that doggie.
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Telephone fishing beats fishing barbless.
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Maybe so - gotta catch me first.
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Teach kids responsibility - give 'ems guns and ammo.
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Damn right I'm a Rebel - you want to make something of it?
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Raise hell - Bend Rules
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Civil Disobedience - Thoreau was right .
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Who is John Galt?
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« Reply #15 on: June 30, 2005, 05:21:42 PM »
Double Tap.
Something very screwy with 'Net tonight....
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« Reply #16 on: June 30, 2005, 05:39:02 PM »
Quote from: Harold Tuttle
just bought this one yesterday:
http://www.byrumsequipment.com/terori01.jpg
I have one of those on the back window of my Taco. Wink


Saw this one today. >> Save the Earth! It's the only one with chocolate.
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« Reply #17 on: June 30, 2005, 07:57:47 PM »
Who would Jesus bomb?

I hear voices.  And they don't like you.

I have a nice body. It's in my trunk.

Learn from your parents' mistakes. Use birth control!

Why Are You Staring At My Bumper!? You Pervert!

Time flies when you are sick and psychotic.

Honesty is the best policy, but insanity is a better defense.

My other car is an Abrams tank.

Jesus saves, Allah protests, Cthulu thinks you'd make a nice sandwich.






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My other computer is your Linux box.

Got root?

I Haven't Lost My Mind, It's Backed Up On Disk Somewhere.

No place like 127.0.0.1

I read your email.

Free Kevin!    (Oldy, but I like the historical value.  Somewhere exists a photo of me in SWAT gear in Vegas next to Kevin Mitnick holding a copy of Red Hat linux stolen from their corporate dumpster.   Don't ask.)
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« Reply #18 on: June 30, 2005, 10:04:17 PM »
Saw this one: "My Karma Ran Over My Dogma"

"Hang Up And Drive" is on my vehicle.
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« Reply #19 on: July 01, 2005, 04:46:09 AM »
On my truck:
Don't Talk, Just Davven.
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« Reply #20 on: July 02, 2005, 05:33:21 PM »
Saw one at the store today that said, "I am tired of all the Bushit!"  I'd like to see one that said, "I'm tired of all the Democrap!"
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« Reply #21 on: July 03, 2005, 12:14:23 PM »
Saw this one in Canada:  

"Support Free Trade: Alaska for Quebec"
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« Reply #22 on: July 03, 2005, 12:23:11 PM »
Can't even remember if this was a bumper sticker or not, but:

"Erotic is using a feather, kinky is using the whole chicken!"
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« Reply #23 on: July 05, 2005, 09:11:54 PM »
"slavery - holocaust - abortion:  two down; one to go"


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Unless you're a hemmoroid, get off my A$$!
Oh yes, P95, it exists.  Most un-funny sticker I've seen, but every moron has one on their car, right next to the peeing boy.

I love the one I saw that said

"The last time we mixed religion and politics we got the Crusades, the Inquisition, and the Salem Witch Trials."

I want one that says

"The last time we mixed religion and politics we freed the slaves and enfranchised women."
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« Reply #24 on: July 09, 2005, 05:10:41 PM »
I saw this on a late 1970's Monte Carlo:

"This may not be the Mayflower, but your daughter came across in it..."

Cheesy
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