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Businessman Arrested - This Stinks!
« on: April 05, 2019, 10:29:42 AM »
An entrepreneur has been arrested in Tennessee:

https://www.8satire.com/man-arrested-selling-farts-jars-without-vending-license/

I have to wonder if they got a release form for the photo. Otherwise, he looks kinda like a fart salesman.  :laugh:
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Re: Businessman Arrested - This Stinks!
« Reply #1 on: April 05, 2019, 10:43:41 AM »
You do see the name of that website, right?
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Re: Businessman Arrested - This Stinks!
« Reply #2 on: April 05, 2019, 11:06:04 AM »
Quote from: makattak on April 05, 2019, 10:43:41 AM
You do see the name of that website, right?

Hence my question regarding a photo release from the schmuck they used as their culprit. :)
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Re: Businessman Arrested - This Stinks!
« Reply #3 on: April 05, 2019, 01:31:49 PM »
Does Tennessee have a fart preemption statute? The article doesn't make clear whether the guy was arrested under a state statute or a municipal ordinance.
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Re: Businessman Arrested - This Stinks!
« Reply #4 on: April 05, 2019, 04:17:04 PM »
Were they high-capacity fart jars?
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Re: Businessman Arrested - This Stinks!
« Reply #5 on: April 05, 2019, 06:04:09 PM »
Quote from: Angel Eyes on April 05, 2019, 04:17:04 PM
Were they high-capacity fart jars?


Does it have the thing that goes urp?
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