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Title: "Bring Home the Bacon" Offensive to Vegans
Post by: Ben on December 04, 2018, 01:53:24 PM
Today's daily dose of SJW nonsense is banning phrases like "bring home the bacon" as offensive. Senator Orrin Hatch responds:

https://twitchy.com/samj-3930/2018/12/04/ohhhh-yeah-sen-orrin-hatchs-response-to-sjws-calling-to-end-the-phrase-bring-home-the-bacon-is-delicious-video/

 :rofl:
Title: Re: "Bring Home the Bacon" Offensive to Vegans
Post by: makattak on December 04, 2018, 01:56:26 PM
I apparently need my SJW Offensiveness-meter calibrated. When I saw it was offensive to them, I was SURE that "Muslim" was going to be the top intersectional gripe.

I had no idea Vegans topped the grievance pyramid.
Title: Re: "Bring Home the Bacon" Offensive to Vegans
Post by: Perd Hapley on December 04, 2018, 02:17:39 PM
My objection is that the phrase favors you monocle-wearing one-percenters that can afford bacon.
Title: Re: "Bring Home the Bacon" Offensive to Vegans
Post by: HankB on December 04, 2018, 02:28:49 PM
Vegans? Aren't those aliens - most likely illegal - who come from a planet circling the star Vega?

They wrote a book about them some time back . . .

(https://66.media.tumblr.com/26a0dcdebf0e07952fb611f4a14f6a1a/tumblr_nhich9zstl1s54j2po1_500.jpg)

Anyway, it seems they're always finding something to beef about, and giving other people a bum steer.
Title: Re: "Bring Home the Bacon" Offensive to Vegans
Post by: griz on December 04, 2018, 02:37:27 PM
^^^  So the men wear burkas on that planet?
Title: Re: "Bring Home the Bacon" Offensive to Vegans
Post by: RoadKingLarry on December 04, 2018, 03:56:14 PM
This my "I don't care.if something innocent I say happens to offend a Vegan" face

 :rofl:
Title: Re: "Bring Home the Bacon" Offensive to Vegans
Post by: Ben on December 04, 2018, 05:06:57 PM
Quote from: RoadKingLarry on December 04, 2018, 03:56:14 PM
This my "I don't care.if something innocent I say happens to offend a Vegan anyone, anytime, anywhere" face

 :rofl:

FTFY and that is also what the SJWs have turned me into.
Title: Re: "Bring Home the Bacon" Offensive to Vegans
Post by: Strings on December 04, 2018, 05:10:00 PM
Quote
This my "I don't care.if something innocent I say happens to offend a Vegan" face

See, I DO care

If something I said offends them, I want to know... so I can repeat it as often as possible
Title: Re: "Bring Home the Bacon" Offensive to Vegans
Post by: Ben on December 04, 2018, 05:16:55 PM
Quote from: Strings on December 04, 2018, 05:10:00 PM
See, I DO care

If something I said offends them, I want to know... so I can repeat it as often as possible

That too. Just like why I voted for Trump. You nag me me enough and it will please me to do exactly what you don't want me to do.
Title: Re: "Bring Home the Bacon" Offensive to Vegans
Post by: grampster on December 04, 2018, 06:36:02 PM
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Title: Re: "Bring Home the Bacon" Offensive to Vegans
Post by: BobR on December 04, 2018, 06:55:12 PM
I mean, just think about it. "Bring home the (gluten free) bagels" just doesn't sound right!!   [barf]


bob
Title: Re: "Bring Home the Bacon" Offensive to Vegans
Post by: Ben on December 04, 2018, 07:04:31 PM
PETA is helping today:

https://twitchy.com/brettt-3136/2018/12/04/feed-a-fed-horse-petas-cool-chart-will-help-you-remove-speciesism-from-your-vocabulary/
Title: Re: "Bring Home the Bacon" Offensive to Vegans
Post by: Mannlicher on December 04, 2018, 07:18:18 PM
and then there is the new PETA efforts to curtail meat eating. 

https://www.peta.org/blog/meat-interrupts-your-sex-life-peta-billboards-warn-drivers/
Title: Re: "Bring Home the Bacon" Offensive to Vegans
Post by: RoadKingLarry on December 04, 2018, 08:16:22 PM
Quote from: BobR on December 04, 2018, 06:55:12 PM
I mean, just think about it. "Bring home the (gluten free) bagels" just doesn't sound right!!   [barf]


bob

You and yer ebile juize, trying to ruin everything.
Title: Re: "Bring Home the Bacon" Offensive to Vegans
Post by: RoadKingLarry on December 04, 2018, 08:17:49 PM
Quote from: Mannlicher on December 04, 2018, 07:18:18 PM
and then there is the new PETA efforts to curtail meat eating. 

https://www.peta.org/blog/meat-interrupts-your-sex-life-peta-billboards-warn-drivers/

Yup, there it is, the stupidest thing I'll see today.
 :rofl:
Title: Re: "Bring Home the Bacon" Offensive to Vegans
Post by: Angel Eyes on December 04, 2018, 09:50:53 PM
Quote from: Mannlicher on December 04, 2018, 07:18:18 PM
and then there is the new PETA efforts to curtail meat eating. 

https://www.peta.org/blog/meat-interrupts-your-sex-life-peta-billboards-warn-drivers/

(https://www.peta.org/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/1.jpg)

Are you sure it's the meat?  Maybe Mr. Man-Bun just isn't into women ...
Title: Re: "Bring Home the Bacon" Offensive to Vegans
Post by: Perd Hapley on December 04, 2018, 11:41:47 PM
Quote from: Angel Eyes on December 04, 2018, 09:50:53 PM
(https://www.peta.org/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/1.jpg)

Are you sure it's the meat?  Maybe Mr. Man-Bun just isn't into women ...

Maybe she's realizing Mr. Man-Bun isn't that much of a man.
Title: Re: "Bring Home the Bacon" Offensive to Vegans
Post by: charby on December 04, 2018, 11:52:52 PM
Bring home the Faken

(https://armedpolitesociety.com/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fsunny.fm%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2014%2F02%2FFake-Bacon-Facon-MorningStar-Veggie-Vegetarian-007.jpg&hash=61be1b186a9aa5087bf0fe6aac3ce13cd5e783a3)

https://yupitsvegan.com/tofu-bacon/
Title: Re: "Bring Home the Bacon" Offensive to Vegans
Post by: Hawkmoon on December 05, 2018, 02:14:57 AM
Somewhere, a number of years ago, someone foisted off a Morning Star "Sausage" pattie on me for breakfast. "Just try it."

I tried it. It was the only breakfast food I've ever encountered that was worse than the powdered "eggs" they served us in Vietnam.
Title: Re: "Bring Home the Bacon" Offensive to Vegans
Post by: 230RN on December 05, 2018, 02:31:15 AM
Quote from: Hawkmoon on December 05, 2018, 02:14:57 AM
Somewhere, a number of years ago, someone foisted off a Morning Star "Sausage" pattie on me for breakfast. "Just try it."
...



It amuses me that they try to make all these veggie things taste like the real thing.

Sort of tells you something, don't it?

Well, it tells me something, anyhow.

Terry, 230RN
Title: Re: "Bring Home the Bacon" Offensive to Vegans
Post by: RoadKingLarry on December 05, 2018, 07:55:16 AM
Quote from: charby on December 04, 2018, 11:52:52 PM
Bring home the Faken

(https://armedpolitesociety.com/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fsunny.fm%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2014%2F02%2FFake-Bacon-Facon-MorningStar-Veggie-Vegetarian-007.jpg&hash=61be1b186a9aa5087bf0fe6aac3ce13cd5e783a3)

https://yupitsvegan.com/tofu-bacon/

 [barf] [barf] [barf]
Title: Re: "Bring Home the Bacon" Offensive to Vegans
Post by: brimic on December 05, 2018, 10:26:47 AM
Obligatory.
https://youtu.be/GXhJPey3i_A
Title: Re: "Bring Home the Bacon" Offensive to Vegans
Post by: charby on December 05, 2018, 10:29:44 AM
Quote from: Hawkmoon on December 05, 2018, 02:14:57 AM
Somewhere, a number of years ago, someone foisted off a Morning Star "Sausage" pattie on me for breakfast. "Just try it."

I tried it. It was the only breakfast food I've ever encountered that was worse than the powdered "eggs" they served us in Vietnam.

I wasn't too excited about their grilled veggie patty when someone offered me after my beef allergy was discovered. Also found out I'm allergic to a lot of dried field beans too, so that rules out other non meat "meat like" options.
Title: Re: "Bring Home the Bacon" Offensive to Vegans
Post by: HankB on December 05, 2018, 12:03:20 PM
Quote from: Mannlicher on December 04, 2018, 07:18:18 PM
and then there is the new PETA efforts to curtail meat eating. 

https://www.peta.org/blog/meat-interrupts-your-sex-life-peta-billboards-warn-drivers/
On the other hand, if you're a vegan in Britain . . .

https://metro.co.uk/2018/01/17/man-arrested-unnatural-sex-three-cows-7237339/ (https://metro.co.uk/2018/01/17/man-arrested-unnatural-sex-three-cows-7237339/)
Title: Re: "Bring Home the Bacon" Offensive to Vegans
Post by: Mannlicher on December 05, 2018, 04:54:58 PM
Quote from: fistful on December 04, 2018, 11:41:47 PM
Maybe she's realizing Mr. Man-Bun isn't that much of a man.
the worst of the billboards was the two homo guys with a chicken between them.  Holy Frijole. 
Title: Re: "Bring Home the Bacon" Offensive to Vegans
Post by: HankB on December 05, 2018, 07:18:47 PM
Quote from: Mannlicher on December 05, 2018, 04:54:58 PM
the worst of the billboards was the two homo guys with a chicken between them.  Holy Frijole. 
Uh . . . shouldn't it have been a hamster or gerbil or something like that?  :O
Title: Re: "Bring Home the Bacon" Offensive to Vegans
Post by: 230RN on December 05, 2018, 11:12:56 PM
I wonder if "Marianas Turkey Shoot" is on their hit list.
Title: Re: "Bring Home the Bacon" Offensive to Vegans
Post by: bedlamite on December 06, 2018, 12:55:59 AM
Instead of "kill two birds with one stone" I prefer "get two birds stoned with one bush"
Title: Re: "Bring Home the Bacon" Offensive to Vegans
Post by: Fly320s on December 06, 2018, 07:15:27 AM
Quote from: Mannlicher on December 05, 2018, 04:54:58 PM
the worst of the billboards was the two homo guys with a chicken between them.  Holy Frijole. 

Two guys and one chick isn't that unusual.
Title: Re: "Bring Home the Bacon" Offensive to Vegans
Post by: K Frame on December 06, 2018, 08:51:42 AM
Good. Their tears are tasty.