R.I.P. Scout26
But alas, notes the Times, "the resolution means there will be no ruling from the land’s highest courts on whether the Oxford comma—the often-skipped second comma in a series like “A, B, and C”—is an unnecessary nuisance or a sacred defender of clarity, as its fans and detractors endlessly debate."
I, really, don't, care.
"It's like he buys commas parenthesis by the train car load and then needs to use them up before they go bad."