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gondi gonna make you like teh LOL kittahs
« on: March 19, 2012, 03:08:49 PM »
http://www.theatlantic.com/magazine/archive/2012/03/how-your-cat-is-making-you-crazy/8873/

It's part of an alien mind control schema!

But if Flegr is right, the “latent” parasite may be quietly tweaking the connections between our neurons, changing our response to frightening situations, our trust in others, how outgoing we are, and even our preference for certain scents. And that’s not all. He also believes that the organism contributes to car crashes, suicides, and mental disorders such as schizophrenia. When you add up all the different ways it can harm us, says Flegr, “Toxoplasma might even kill as many people as malaria, or at least a million people a year.”



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Re: gondi gonna make you like teh LOL kittahs
« Reply #1 on: March 19, 2012, 03:52:45 PM »
I got pointed to this a while ago.  I read it as "subtle changes, mostly within the normal range".
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Re: gondi gonna make you like teh LOL kittahs
« Reply #2 on: March 19, 2012, 04:22:25 PM »
just like the PAX
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Re: gondi gonna make you like teh LOL kittahs
« Reply #3 on: March 19, 2012, 07:56:19 PM »
That explains the large number of stray cats on Miranda, Harold.
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Re: gondi gonna make you like teh LOL kittahs
« Reply #4 on: March 19, 2012, 09:01:05 PM »
and on the reaver ships
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Re: gondi gonna make you like teh LOL kittahs
« Reply #5 on: March 19, 2012, 09:10:07 PM »
I thought you had to be crazy in order to want a cat in the first place.....
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Re: gondi gonna make you like teh LOL kittahs
« Reply #6 on: March 19, 2012, 09:11:12 PM »
We have three cats. Now I have one more reason I'd like to see them die.

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Re: gondi gonna make you like teh LOL kittahs
« Reply #7 on: March 19, 2012, 10:21:34 PM »
Kill the kitties! Hmm, I have a shy suspicious dog. I'm sure that daily diet of thrown out litter box is helping him along.
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Re: gondi gonna make you like teh LOL kittahs
« Reply #8 on: March 19, 2012, 11:39:44 PM »
watch the show "hoarders"

count teh kittahs

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Re: gondi gonna make you like teh LOL kittahs
« Reply #9 on: March 20, 2012, 12:23:05 AM »
We have three cats. Now I have one more reason I'd like to see them die.
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Re: gondi gonna make you like teh LOL kittahs
« Reply #10 on: March 20, 2012, 12:52:25 AM »
Religions kill their hosts so that they can spread? Is that what the jihadis are up to? ???
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Re: gondi gonna make you like teh LOL kittahs
« Reply #11 on: March 20, 2012, 08:02:50 AM »
sheep go to heaven
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Re: gondi gonna make you like teh LOL kittahs
« Reply #12 on: March 20, 2012, 11:26:57 AM »
The subjects who tested positive for the parasite had significantly delayed reaction times. Flegr was especially surprised to learn, though, that the protozoan appeared to cause many sex-specific changes in personality. Compared with uninfected men, males who had the parasite were more introverted, suspicious, oblivious to other people’s opinions of them, and inclined to disregard rules. Infected women, on the other hand, presented in exactly the opposite way: they were more outgoing, trusting, image-conscious, and rule-abiding than uninfected women.

The findings were so bizarre that Flegr initially assumed his data must be flawed. So he tested other groups—civilian and military populations. Again, the same results. Then, in search of more corroborating evidence, he brought subjects in for further observation and a battery of tests, in which they were rated by someone ignorant of their infection status. To assess whether participants valued the opinions of others, the rater judged how well dressed they appeared to be. As a measure of gregariousness, participants were asked about the number of friends they’d interacted with over the past two weeks. To test whether they were prone to being suspicious, they were asked, among other things, to drink an unidentified liquid.

The results meshed well with the questionnaire findings. Compared with uninfected people of the same sex, infected men were more likely to wear rumpled old clothes; infected women tended to be more meticulously attired, many showing up for the study in expensive, designer-brand clothing. Infected men tended to have fewer friends, while infected women tended to have more. And when it came to downing the mystery fluid, reports Flegr, “the infected males were much more hesitant than uninfected men. They wanted to know why they had to do it. Would it harm them?” In contrast, the infected women were the most trusting of all subjects. “They just did what they were told,” he says.

Why men and women reacted so differently to the parasite still mystified him. After consulting the psychological literature, he started to suspect that heightened anxiety might be the common denominator underlying their responses. When under emotional strain, he read, women seek solace through social bonding and nurturing. In the lingo of psychologists, they’re inclined to “tend and befriend.” Anxious men, on the other hand, typically respond by withdrawing and becoming hostile or antisocial. Perhaps he was looking at flip sides of the same coin.
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Re: gondi gonna make you like teh LOL kittahs
« Reply #13 on: March 20, 2012, 11:56:29 AM »
I'm pretty sure that my being introverted and suspicious derives more from contact with people than contact with cats.

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Re: gondi gonna make you like teh LOL kittahs
« Reply #14 on: March 20, 2012, 11:59:09 AM »
I'm pretty sure that my being introverted and suspicious derives more from contact with people than contact with cats.

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Re: gondi gonna make you like teh LOL kittahs
« Reply #15 on: March 20, 2012, 01:22:15 PM »
I'm pretty sure that my being introverted and suspicious derives more from contact with people than contact with cats.


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Re: gondi gonna make you like teh LOL kittahs
« Reply #16 on: March 20, 2012, 03:47:35 PM »
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Re: gondi gonna make you like teh LOL kittahs
« Reply #17 on: March 20, 2012, 04:35:56 PM »
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But if Flegr is right, the “latent” parasite may be quietly tweaking the connections between our neurons, changing our response to frightening situations,

That's just toxopolasmosis.  There's plenty of other common parasites.  What does pinworm do?
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Re: gondi gonna make you like teh LOL kittahs
« Reply #18 on: March 21, 2012, 08:44:26 AM »
I'm pretty sure that my being introverted and suspicious derives more from contact with people than contact with cats.

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It sounds to me like it might only affect a percentage of the people it infects anyway.  Perhaps severely affecting a much smaller group. 

IMO, the interesting part of this is the apparently new lines or research into the effects of microbes on our thinking.  What other microbes are capable of this.
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Re: gondi gonna make you like teh LOL kittahs
« Reply #19 on: March 21, 2012, 01:08:49 PM »
toxopolasmosis rosiodonalis
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Re: gondi gonna make you like teh LOL kittahs
« Reply #20 on: March 21, 2012, 07:44:44 PM »
Infected women, on the other hand, presented in exactly the opposite way: they were more outgoing, trusting, image-conscious, and rule-abiding than uninfected women.

Nope, I'm not infected.  =)
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