Duck Dynasty Vegan Commercial

[Ben]

I thought this was a crack up. Apparently both Morrisey and the Duck Dynasty guys were to be on Jimmy Kimmel on the same night. Morrisey gave Kimmel an ultimatum that it was either him or "the serial animal killers". Kimmel chose Duck Dynasty and had some fun with it:

http://www.foxnews.com/entertainment/2013/02/27/morrissey-cancels-jimmy-kimmel-appearance-calls-duck-dynasty-cast-animal-serial/?intcmp=features

[Tallpine]

Don't you mean a quackup ?   

[SADShooter]

After that, I'd love to see someone market Smithsfield pork products.

[HankB]

I've heard about Duck Dynasty, but am I supposed to know who or what a Morrisey is?  

(OK, from the linked article I gather he's a foreign musician of some sort. But does he have a day job? He looks a little bit old to be playing in his mommy's basement.)

[MechAg94]

If it the same Morrisey i am thinking of, he was the lead singer for the Smiths who had some good songs (back in the 80's or something).  I have a best of CD and that is about as far as I would take it.

[AmbulanceDriver]

To quote LawDog:

ahem

*GIGGLESNORT!!*

That was friggin *AWESOME*

[White Horseradish]

If it the same Morrisey i am thinking of, he was the lead singer for the Smiths who had some good songs (back in the 80's or something).  I have a best of CD and that is about as far as I would take it.

It is, indeed that Morrisey.

[Viking]

The "I smell burning meat and I hope to God it's human" guy?

[White Horseradish]

The "I smell burning meat and I hope to God it's human" guy?

That one.

[Boomhauer]

The "I smell burning meat and I hope to God it's human" guy?

Ive got some words for that *expletive deleted*er...

[HankB]

If it the same Morrisey i am thinking of, he was the lead singer for the Smiths  . . .

The Smiths? 

[White Horseradish]

The Smiths? 

Alt-rock band, broke up in 1987. Considered influential.

[TechMan]

Alt-rock band, broke up in 1987. Considered influential.

Where?  This is the first time I have hear of them.

[Balog]

Where?  This is the first time I have hear of them.

Amongst folks who like that sort of music?

[Gewehr98]

Stephen Patrick Morrissey, aka, Emo Biatch, aka, he who uttered, "I can smell burning flesh and I hope to God it's human.":

https://encyclopediadramatica.se/Morrissey

[Ron]

The Smith's best selling album was called "Meat is murder".

[RoadKingLarry]

Ducks eat (some) veggies so ducks is made of veggies. Same for deers and pigs and cows.

[Bigjake]

More evidence of my  "Celebrity that goes by single name equals *expletive deleted*bag"  Theory. 

[Boomhauer]

More evidence of my  "Celebrity that goes by single name equals *expletive deleted*"  Theory. 

This theory is a sound one.

[brimic]

Smiths = 1 hit wonder 20 some years ago.

Morrissey has always been a doosh- he's Bono without the fame, or talent.

[Scout26]

What was the alleged "hit"?


(I've never heard of them either.)

[freakazoid]

I've heard a few of there songs and liked it.

[Gewehr98]

I remember when I watched The Happening at the local theater, and all those folks were committing messy suicides left and right.

My wife jabbed me in the ribs because I said, "Oh my gawd, they were all listening to Morrissey, weren't they?" 

[SADShooter]

I remember when I watched The Happening at the local theater, and all those folks were committing messy suicides left and right.

My wife jabbed me in the ribs because I said, "Oh my gawd, they were all listening to Morrissey, weren't they?" 

After all the blared heavy metal blared over loudspeakers to disorient/demoralize enemies, it was my thought that Smiths/Morrissey/The Cure would have been much more effective.