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Puppy-killing magazines - just an idea
« on: February 12, 2013, 10:58:33 PM »
Since ultra-capacity, puppy-killing magazine clips are grounds for banning "assault weapons," wouldn't it be great if gun manufacturers (or somebody) just started making ultra-capacity, puppy-killing magazine clips for every weapon that could possibly accept them? 50-round mags for 1911s; 40-rounders for bolt-action sporter rifles; shotgun magazine tubes that hold 20 rounds.

The magazines would be totally impractical and not sell all that well, I guess. But it sure sounds hilarious to me.

Next idea: over/under, 30-shot, .22 revolver, with the chambers staggered in two concentric circles.
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Re: Puppy-killing magazines - just an idea
« Reply #1 on: February 12, 2013, 11:00:31 PM »
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Re: Puppy-killing magazines - just an idea
« Reply #2 on: February 12, 2013, 11:08:15 PM »
Wonder how much that weighs!
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Re: Puppy-killing magazines - just an idea
« Reply #3 on: February 12, 2013, 11:11:00 PM »
Quote from: fistful on February 12, 2013, 10:58:33 PM
Since ultra-capacity, puppy-killing magazine clips are grounds for banning "assault weapons," wouldn't it be great if gun manufacturers (or somebody) just started making ultra-capacity, puppy-killing magazine clips for every weapon that could possibly accept them? 50-round mags for 1911s; 40-rounders for bolt-action sporter rifles; shotgun magazine tubes that hold 20 rounds.

The magazines would be totally impractical and not sell all that well, I guess. But it sure sounds hilarious to me.

Next idea: over/under, 30-shot, .22 revolver, with the chambers staggered in two concentric circles.

"Magazine clips"   :mad: :mad: :mad:  I have come to REALLY, REALLY, REALLY HATE that term!
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Re: Puppy-killing magazines - just an idea
« Reply #4 on: February 12, 2013, 11:15:55 PM »
Quote from: TommyGunn on February 12, 2013, 11:11:00 PM
"Magazine clips"   :mad: :mad: :mad:  I have come to REALLY, REALLY, REALLY HATE that term!


Exactly.  =D
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Re: Puppy-killing magazines - just an idea
« Reply #5 on: February 12, 2013, 11:29:17 PM »
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Re: Puppy-killing magazines - just an idea
« Reply #6 on: February 13, 2013, 12:09:42 AM »
I have one 30+ round magclipâ„¢ (don't remember the exact capacity) for my BHP, and it looks ridiculous sticking out the bottom.  20-rounders OTOH look OK even though they are also too long.  When CDNN gets 20's back in stock I may buy a few more unless they jack the price way up.
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Re: Puppy-killing magazines - just an idea
« Reply #7 on: February 13, 2013, 12:17:57 AM »

Didn't you guys hear Obama? We are to refer to them as "massive ammunition magazine" now.
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Re: Puppy-killing magazines - just an idea
« Reply #8 on: February 13, 2013, 12:35:29 AM »
Quote from: Blakenzy on February 13, 2013, 12:17:57 AM
"massive ammunition magazine"


WANT!
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Re: Puppy-killing magazines - just an idea
« Reply #9 on: February 13, 2013, 12:36:00 AM »
I never listen to obama; he's a bullshitter.  That's worse than a liar because at least a liar secretly acknowledges that the truth matters.  A bullshitter just tells a story with no regard for whether it's true or not (or partially true) -- it doesn't matter as long as it advances his goals.
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Re: Puppy-killing magazines - just an idea
« Reply #10 on: February 13, 2013, 01:00:58 AM »
Quote from: kgbsquirrel on February 12, 2013, 11:00:31 PM
http://youtu.be/rzqwEP5QC78

 [popcorn]

HOLY CRAP!!!  Went to their website, they want $699 for one of those things!!!! 
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Re: Puppy-killing magazines - just an idea
« Reply #11 on: February 13, 2013, 01:10:53 AM »
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http://youtu.be/rzqwEP5QC78
OK someone is going to have to explain to me how that thing works.
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Re: Puppy-killing magazines - just an idea
« Reply #12 on: February 13, 2013, 01:18:34 AM »
Quote from: Blakenzy on February 13, 2013, 01:10:53 AM
OK someone is going to have to explain to me how that thing works.

My guess is it's a helical magazine.
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Re: Puppy-killing magazines - just an idea
« Reply #13 on: February 13, 2013, 01:39:02 AM »
But then how are the rounds pushed through the existing tubular magazine once they exit the add-on helical magazine? You would need some long spring/follower.
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Re: Puppy-killing magazines - just an idea
« Reply #14 on: February 13, 2013, 04:51:54 AM »
It's just four tube magazines in a rotary mechanism. As soon as one is empty is snaps to the next tube. To load, shove shells in like normal, and when full, twist the mechanism a quarter turn and continue.
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Re: Puppy-killing magazines - just an idea
« Reply #15 on: February 13, 2013, 01:37:28 PM »
Found a close up http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_AvgLjTehnM of that magazine.
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