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Title: King Charles III is dead...
Post by: K Frame on March 19, 2024, 06:55:17 AM
according to Russian media.

Buckingham Palace says not so fast...

https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2024/mar/18/false-king-charles-death-story-spread-by-russian-media-outlets
Title: Re: King Charles III is dead...
Post by: WLJ on March 19, 2024, 07:05:44 AM
Dibs on the gold!
Title: Re: King Charles III is dead...
Post by: WLJ on March 22, 2024, 02:03:09 PM
Chuckles is still kicking.

Meanwhile

Kate Middleton reveals she has cancer: Princess of Wales, 42, bravely announces she is battling disease and undergoing 'preventative chemotherapy' - but reassures nation 'I am going to be ok' in highly emotional and unprecedented video message
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13228381/Kate-Middleton-reveals-cancer-diagnosis-chemotherapy.html
Title: Re: King Charles III is dead...
Post by: MillCreek on March 22, 2024, 03:38:17 PM
Other media is reporting it is stomach cancer.
Title: Re: King Charles III is dead...
Post by: BobR on March 22, 2024, 03:49:05 PM
Other media is reporting it is stomach cancer.

I am not sure I would believe the media or not. There is a lot of stuff in the abdomen that could be the issue and at her age I would lean toward colon CA but that is only speculation. There is also those pesky female parts in there that could be causing issues. We may never know for sure. That family keeps things very close to the vest.

bob
Title: Re: King Charles III is dead...
Post by: sumpnz on March 22, 2024, 10:37:03 PM
I am not sure I would believe the media or not. There is a lot of stuff in the abdomen that could be the issue and at her age I would lean toward colon CA but that is only speculation. There is also those pesky female parts in there that could be causing issues. We may never know for sure. That family keeps things very close to the vest.

bob

They got nuthin on Michael Schumacher's family in terms of medical privacy.
Title: Re: King Charles III is dead...
Post by: Bogie on March 25, 2024, 02:49:53 PM
Saw a rumor that Kate actually runn oft, and is currently under "you will behave, or be buried next to Diana" restriction... And the cancer thing is there to ensure obedience or deniability.
 
Damn, I love good rumors...
Title: Re: King Charles III is dead...
Post by: Hawkmoon on March 25, 2024, 11:39:18 PM
There was also a rumor that William had an extra-marital dalliance.

Possible, I suppose, but I doubt it.
Title: Re: King Charles III is dead...
Post by: MillCreek on March 26, 2024, 10:50:02 AM
Current rumors is that King Charles has pancreatic cancer.  Which has a poor 5 year survival rate for a male of his age.  If true, Prince William may be taking over sooner than we think.
Title: Re: King Charles III is dead...
Post by: WLJ on March 26, 2024, 10:59:02 AM
Current rumors is that King Charles has pancreatic cancer.  Which has a poor 5 year survival rate for a male of his age.  If true, Prince William may be taking over sooner than we think.

Was thinking a little while ago about the possibility of Charlies stepping down after seeing another article on his condition.
Title: Re: King Charles III is dead...
Post by: K Frame on March 26, 2024, 11:24:39 AM
I heard a rumor that this is all being caused by ISIS to bring down the Monarchy so that a caliphate can be instituted.
Title: Re: King Charles III is dead...
Post by: lee n. field on March 26, 2024, 01:41:37 PM
I heard a rumor that this is all being caused by ISIS to bring down the Monarchy so that a caliphate can be instituted.

And Charles secretly converted to Islam decades ago.