R.I.P. Scout26
Hawkmoon - Never underestimate another person's capacity for stupidity. Any time you think someone can't possibly be that dumb ... they'll prove you wrong.
Viking - The problem with the modern world is that there aren't really any predators eating stupid people.
It would be much more cool and instructive to suddenly see a red laser dot on your chest.
If I lived in Jersey, I would be selling *expletive deleted* me, no *expletive deleted* you! shirts.Red Emergency use only!
Use color patterns to make the shirt illegible except when illuminated with a red light.