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wmenorr67

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Story with a happy ending.
« on: May 23, 2013, 05:51:41 PM »
http://www.kctv5.com/story/22407866/shots-fired-during-home-invasion-1-person-possibly-shot
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Kansas City police told KCTV5 that shortly after the woman called 911 that officers were dispatched three miles north to a home at 87th Street and Blue Ridge Boulevard. The caller said her brother had been shot, possibly in the chest. :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

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Re: Story with a happy ending.
« Reply #1 on: May 23, 2013, 05:58:25 PM »
I loves me a happy ending
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Re: Story with a happy ending.
« Reply #2 on: May 23, 2013, 06:00:46 PM »
I like the part about how her. 38 is "registered." Must be an automatic, or something.  =|
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Re: Story with a happy ending.
« Reply #3 on: May 23, 2013, 06:03:26 PM »
Quote from: fistful on May 23, 2013, 06:00:46 PM
I like the part about how her. 38 is "registered." Must be an automatic, or something.  =|

It registered a hit on target.
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Re: Story with a happy ending.
« Reply #4 on: May 23, 2013, 07:01:30 PM »
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Re: Story with a happy ending.
« Reply #5 on: May 23, 2013, 07:42:00 PM »
Quote from: fistful on May 23, 2013, 06:00:46 PM
I like the part about how her. 38 is "registered." Must be an automatic, or something.  =|

A Registered Magnum?  Zehr cool!
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Re: Story with a happy ending.
« Reply #6 on: May 23, 2013, 07:47:20 PM »
That's the first thing I thought, too.  S&W Registered Magnum - woohoo!
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Re: Story with a happy ending.
« Reply #7 on: May 23, 2013, 07:55:28 PM »
My monitor just got all blurry.
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Re: Story with a happy ending.
« Reply #8 on: May 24, 2013, 01:09:20 AM »
I thought Wmenorr was going to give a review about that new massage parlor on 11th st.
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