you've been to "F Scotts"? a marine could do well there
At 38 I believe I am now a bit too old and yet not rich enough to be preferred cougar prey. Instead I'm the creepy older guy looking for 1st year grad students.
Good hair though, I got damn fine hair.
If your lamb was taken by an eagle that would almost be cool enough, on a couple levels, to outweigh the loss. Maybe put in a camera, get some youtube hits?