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Title: T. Kennedy's childrens book
Post by: griz on January 10, 2006, 03:34:16 AM
From his soon to be realesed book:
http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/0439650771/102-4819093-3037767?v=glance&n=283155

His dog Splash, a Portuguese Water Dog? You just can't make up stuff like this:

Book Description

There's an old saying: "If you want a friend in Washington, get a dog." A few years ago, Senator Ted Kennedy decided to do just that. Now his beloved Portuguese Water Dog Champion Amigo's Seventh Wave (nicknamed Splash) is the most famous canine on Capitol Hill. Here we follow Senator Kennedy and Splash through a busy day in D.C., from press conferences to meetings with school groups to committee discussions to a floor vote. The result is an exciting, behind-the-scenes look at the life of one of the most energetic figures in American politics -- and, of course, his equally famous owner.
Title: T. Kennedy's childrens book
Post by: Stickjockey on January 10, 2006, 05:49:48 AM
I wonder if he gives tips on driving U-boats.
Title: T. Kennedy's childrens book
Post by: cordex on January 10, 2006, 05:29:37 PM
Oldsmobile U-boats?
Title: T. Kennedy's childrens book
Post by: Justin on January 10, 2006, 07:14:57 PM
Wow.

Couple this book with Hillary's "It takes a Village" and Barbara Boxer's new novel and you'd have a literary triumverate of half-witted political masturbation that, if allowed to grow unchecked, might just collapse into a gaping black hole of suck that would threaten to tear apart the very fabric of space and time.
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Post by: Standing Wolf on January 10, 2006, 08:35:56 PM
Are we showing enough respect to the Hero of Chappaquiddick?
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Post by: Winston Smith on January 10, 2006, 08:38:59 PM
So now he has something to immediately lick the blood off his bumper next time?
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Post by: Justin on January 10, 2006, 09:11:10 PM
Quote from: Standing Wolf
Are we showing enough respect to the Hero of Chappaquiddick?
I'll have you know, kind sir, that I was standing and saluting while writing my previous post.
Title: T. Kennedy's childrens book
Post by: brimic on January 10, 2006, 10:24:28 PM
It would be worth it if the last chapter reads:

"after waking up, licking my balls a few times and snorting my ass, I get up and stretch and trot through the house looking for my master to give him my morning kiss on the lips, I noticed him face down in his bowl of oatmeal apparantly from a heart attack."
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Post by: Warren on January 11, 2006, 02:36:39 AM
Quote from: brimic
It would be worth it if the last chapter reads:

"after waking up, licking my balls a few times and snorting my ass, I get up and stretch and trot through the house looking for my master to give him my morning kiss on the lips, I noticed him face down in his bowl of oatmeal apparantly from a heart attack."
Why would Bill Clinton be eating oatmeal at Ted's house?
Title: T. Kennedy's childrens book
Post by: El Tejon on January 11, 2006, 05:41:11 AM
Mary Joe,  that's good chowder.
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Post by: USP45usp on January 11, 2006, 12:17:55 PM
Anyone else see the irony of Ted's dog being named "Splase" ?

Wayne
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Post by: DrAmazon on January 11, 2006, 12:38:16 PM
Justin: were you saluting with your whole hand?

here2learn:Bill Clinton isn't allowed to have dogs any more.  They seem to come to ill ends while much too young.  Kind of like Vince Foster...
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Post by: Stickjockey on January 12, 2006, 01:26:00 PM
Quote from: cordex
Oldsmobile U-boats?
Okay, maybe u-boats is too specific. I was thinking more of  submarines in general, sort of a submerged vehicle motif.Wink
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Post by: Warren on January 12, 2006, 02:13:52 PM
"after waking up, licking my balls a few times and snorting my ass, I get up and stretch and trot through the house looking for my master to give him my morning kiss on the lips, I noticed him face down in his bowl of oatmeal apparantly from a heart attack."


Oh, I see my mistake. I thought the quoted passage was describing Ted, not his dog.