Are we showing enough respect to the Hero of Chappaquiddick?
I'll have you know, kind sir, that I was standing and saluting while writing my previous post.
It would be worth it if the last chapter reads:
"after waking up, licking my balls a few times and snorting my ass, I get up and stretch and trot through the house looking for my master to give him my morning kiss on the lips, I noticed him face down in his bowl of oatmeal apparantly from a heart attack."
Why would Bill Clinton be eating oatmeal at Ted's house?