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24/7 Counseling for Halloween Victims
« on: October 13, 2016, 10:24:27 PM »
It's over. Society (at least as we know it) is doomed.

http://www.theamericanmirror.com/u-florida-offers-247-counseling-students-troubled-halloween-costumes/

The University of Florida is providing 24/7 counseling for [sniveling, bed-wetting, spineless] students who are so traumatized by Halloween that they can't function.

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Re: 24/7 Counseling for Halloween Victims
« Reply #1 on: October 14, 2016, 08:04:44 AM »
And my chances of ruling post apocalyptic Earth creep a little bit higher...
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Re: 24/7 Counseling for Halloween Victims
« Reply #2 on: October 14, 2016, 09:21:08 AM »
Quote from: lupinus on October 14, 2016, 08:04:44 AM
And my chances of ruling post apocalyptic Earth creep a little bit higher...

And my desire to do so drops lower...
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Re: 24/7 Counseling for Halloween Victims
« Reply #3 on: October 14, 2016, 09:27:58 AM »
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Re: 24/7 Counseling for Halloween Victims
« Reply #4 on: October 14, 2016, 06:57:46 PM »
Quote from: lupinus on October 14, 2016, 08:04:44 AM
And my chances of ruling post apocalyptic Earth creep a little bit higher...

Seriously a group like this would run things.
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Re: 24/7 Counseling for Halloween Victims
« Reply #5 on: October 14, 2016, 07:38:11 PM »
Quote from: lupinus on October 14, 2016, 08:04:44 AM
And my chances of ruling post apocalyptic Earth creep a little bit higher...


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Re: 24/7 Counseling for Halloween Victims
« Reply #6 on: October 16, 2016, 09:45:56 PM »
Quote from: jamisjockey on October 14, 2016, 06:57:46 PM
Seriously a group like this would run things.

Yep.  I have a bit of a list of pronouncements, edicts, wishes, and warnings that need obeying.
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Re: 24/7 Counseling for Halloween Victims
« Reply #7 on: October 16, 2016, 11:39:11 PM »
Ya know, I would need counseling if I saw some of these examples "in the wild"...

http://offbeat.topix.com/slideshow/14458/
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