I read that Kavanaugh missed the toilet and got some on the floor during one of those wild teenage beer parties. This obviously obviates all of his lifetime of jurisprudence. The committte must deny assent to the appointment of him to the SSSSSSSupreme Court.
The source has letters from five witnesses to his missing the toilet to document this outrageous behavior, who are all willing to take lie detector tests, and can also testify to his leaving the seat up, which is outrageously sexist.
Terry, 230RN
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