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Which member of APS shall be nominated to run for President of the United States on the Armed Polite Society ticket?
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Art Eatman?
(No, I will not volunteer myself.)
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Lawdog.
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I second Art.
Brad
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Tird.
Make that third
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Could we declare all of APS to be a single hive-mind, and have the forum itself run for POTUS? We'd have to make sure that the average member age is 35 or greater, though.
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I'd say me but I'm not 36 yet. 4 more years then I will be.
I just want to tell the UN to move out of NY and find a new home.
Executive order to roll back all firearms laws.
Fine the daylights out of folks who hire illegal workers.
-C
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I'm 36. I'll take a stab at it.
I want PJ O'Rourke for VP, and then I'll resign and let him have the conn.
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Could we declare all of APS to be a single hive-mind, and have the forum itself run for POTUS? We'd have to make sure that the average member age is 35 or greater, though.
We are a hive mind. Report to the programming deck.
I thought about Art, too. Why him?
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I thought about Art, too. Why him?
Blunt common sense.
I'd like to see Barbara on there too.
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I don't want to hold office, I just want to form a Presidential Exploratory Committee to raise money. I'll use the money in a most benevolent way, of course. Ammo's on me!! Guns, too, if we get enough
suckers supporters.
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Art or Preacherman.
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Another vote for Art. Mr. Common Sense.
And El T for VP. Hey, you gotta have an attorney on the ticket, right?
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Tejon for Veep? But will Art sign his No Truck Left on the Lawn bill?
Wait a minute, he's not going to play second fiddle to a Southerner.
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Art or Preacherman.
Preach ain't eligible.
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Art's slightly more liberal than you perceive him to be
It doesn't cause me to like him any less, however. I blame all those years he spent in Austin. He'd be more of a moderate on a national scale.
Regards,
Rabbit.
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I'll go with Art, or maybe Oleg, if he were elligible.
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Anybody but me. I was president of a large ham radio club in Colorado Springs for two years. That will max out my political experience for this lifetime.
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I do not want to run as Art's veepee. I will gladly accept his nomination as Attorney General.
As Attorney General I will crack down on those terrorists that pollute our beloved lawns with their assault vehicles and assault boats (I have a new hilljack neighbor that has parked a freakin' jet ski on his lawn [a jet ski in January]), assault trash cans that are not put away 12 hours after trash pick up, terrorists who plot against our democracy by sitting on their front porches, and terrorists who watch television instead of cleaning their houses. I will not rest until the War on Yeehawism is won!
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The media will have one word for you, Tejon. Divisive. Sp?
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If you are not with us, you are against us!
If you are against me, I will put you in the Axis of Yeehawism.
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As Attorney General I will crack down on those terrorists that pollute our beloved lawns with their assault vehicles and assault boats (I have a new hilljack neighbor that has parked a freakin' jet ski on his lawn [a jet ski in January]), assault trash cans that are not put away 12 hours after trash pick up, terrorists who plot against our democracy by sitting on their front porches, and terrorists who watch television instead of cleaning their houses. I will not rest until the War on Yeehawism is won!
Lost my vote with that one. Not that I do those things, but I won't support those laws, especially one that bans "sitting on their front porches".
Chris
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We must protect democracy and putting porch sitters in Gitmo is the best way to do so.
BTW, even before I am Attorney General, I am substituting the Chicago Bears for North Korea in the Axis of Evil.
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I will crack down on those terrorists that pollute our beloved lawns with their assault vehicles
Yes, but will you close the assault major appliances on the porch loophole? What about the assault mullet loophole?
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We must protect democracy and putting porch sitters in Gitmo is the best way to do so.
You can have my porch when you pry it from my cold, dead, incredibly firm buttocks.
Chris
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No thread of mine will become a discussion of any dude's buttocks. Clear? First Hunter Rose in drag and now this. Where's the barf smiley?
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At least judiciously exercised "porch rights" typically include covered buttocks.
That proposed "free-flying mullet" addendum has me quite concerned.
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That proposed "free-flying mullet" addendum has me quite concerned.
That is because you are a mullet-sporting Communist pervert. Why do you hate America?
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Can't the mullet be traced to Europe during the Punk Rock era?
I say it's Socialist!
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BTW, even before I am Attorney General, I am substituting the Chicago Bears for North Korea in the Axis of Evil.
That gets my vote!
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I think of instituting a new gulag policy for the War on Yeehawism that would kill two birds with one stone.
After I declare Yeehaws "enemy combatants" and round them up (maybe I will use Wal-Mart gift cards as incentives) I will send them to re-education camps in swanky areas of Manhattan and D.C. They will learn to read books, eat salads, brush their teeth, floss, clean up after themselves, and go to theaters, not NASCAR races.
This will improve my life as I will be rid of Yeehaws and it will enrage liberals as they will be surrounded by Yeehaws.
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I will never floss for you, tyrant! I don't like it.
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I just spilled a latte all over my manifesto.
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fistful, come on, please floss, pretty please.
Hah! Nomination update: my neighborhood association is having its winter meeting on February 1st. I will skip practice to attend so that I may rally support for the nomination as the new Attorney General.
Once I clean up Hedgewood (a neighborhood near downtown Lafayette) of trash cans left out too long, crazy old men who put stuffed sharks in their windows, lawns that are not edged and raked, institute mandatory dental hygenie classes to ensure proper flossing and tongue scraping and conduct house to house searches for NASCAR material, I can branch out to the nation as a whole!
Remember my motto, APS: Better freedom through a police state!
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I say your first act should be banning fistful to that dental floss farm in Montana.
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If it will help me escape the wrath of our beloved leader, I think his motto is hilarious.
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Goin' to Montana...
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This is for El T,
http://www.bizarrefun.com/Insultsrus/FAH157.jpg
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When my bid for Evil Overlord* is successful, you all are invited to be part of my legions of terror to introduce this world to a new age of prosperity. And guns.
*A much better title than 'President' don't you think?
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Like post-Katrina law-enforcement, but in reverse?
Citizen, you WILL take this firearm. OR ELSE!
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Like post-Katrina law-enforcement, but in reverse?
Citizen, you WILL take this firearm. OR ELSE!
Sounds like Texas, I love it...
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I wish. I lived in Texas once. I had to go the gun store and PAY for my guns.
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I want to be appointed to run the BATF.
My recent lack of motivation and laziness would be a real asset in running that department.
Maybe if I became motivated I could reverse its function and promote the responsible use of the items in my charge.