"I think not" replied Renee. And poof! he was gone.
Hah! Took a moment but I finally got it. DUH!
I've been telling this one for about two decades. I don't get it, but my grandparents think it's the funniest thing they've ever heard.
Why do ducks have flat feet?
To stamp out forest fires.
Why do elephants have flat feet?
To stamp out burning ducks.
I love that one! You get it or you don't..... I have noticed that when I tell it.