Author Topic: Another product of the Hooked on Phonics generation  (Read 6848 times)

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« Reply #25 on: February 16, 2009, 09:38:23 AM »
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Re: Another product of the Hooked on Phonics generation
« Reply #26 on: February 16, 2009, 10:10:23 AM »
Say "what" again, mother $%^&er!

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Got a good laugh from that one.
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Re: Another product of the Hooked on Phonics generation
« Reply #27 on: February 16, 2009, 10:37:09 AM »
I find this:

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Stanford's discovery has caught national attention, even earning him an appearance Sunday on the Fox News Channel's "Fox and Friends" morning show.

entertaining considering the poor editorial control at foxnews.com. That site is rife with very obvious grammatical errors.

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Re: Another product of the Hooked on Phonics generation
« Reply #28 on: February 16, 2009, 02:49:42 PM »
When reading the local rag, i often find spelling and grammatical errors. I don't even find them especially noteworthy anymore. And, it is not as if I read the local rag all that much.
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Re: Another product of the Hooked on Phonics generation
« Reply #29 on: February 16, 2009, 08:16:55 PM »
"Irregardless" (OMG, this word isn't flagged on spellcheck either!)

It may as well be in the dictionary, along with guesstimate and a few other non-words that are practically ubiquitous. 
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Re: Another product of the Hooked on Phonics generation
« Reply #30 on: February 16, 2009, 08:54:40 PM »
My personal favorites:

1. "Whether or not"

"Whether or not" is a valid grammatical construct. While it may be overused, unnecessarily wordy, and/or incorrectly used, there's nothing strictly wrong with it.

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Re: Another product of the Hooked on Phonics generation
« Reply #31 on: February 16, 2009, 09:02:47 PM »
"Whether or not" is a valid grammatical construct. While it may be overused, unnecessarily wordy, and/or incorrectly used, there's nothing strictly wrong with it.

True.

However ... when it's written as "Weather or not ..." we may have some issues.

What's the whether forecast for tomorrow, any way?
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Re: Another product of the Hooked on Phonics generation
« Reply #32 on: February 16, 2009, 11:48:40 PM »
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The fact that a mandatory standardized test contains a reading essay on greenhouse gases worries me more than the spelling error.
Good point.

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And "omission" for "emission" isn't a typo. The "o" and "e" aren't even close.

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Re: Another product of the Hooked on Phonics generation
« Reply #33 on: February 17, 2009, 01:13:08 AM »
Here's one of my favorite examples of epic failure from trusting SpellCheck.

I worked at Zoo Atlanta a few years back. In my second year there the zoo updated the employee handbook to include an underwear policy. Yes, an underwear policy. It seems that some of the female keepers and education staff were traipsing about sans brassieres and someone in Administration, on one of their very rare trips out from their offices into the zoo itself, had noticed the jiggling and taken offense (the zoo is supposed to be a "family-friendly" place, they said; I guess they never noticed the thousands of braless family-type women who paid to get in). Anyhoo...

The task of updating the handbook and issuing copies to all departments was given to the "Human Resources Assistant". A dim sort, she thought she was smarter than everyone who worked in the zoo proper because she worked in the office. After putting back the issue date for the new handbooks several times, so that the university-degreed HR Manager and Asst. Manager (also "I-work-in-an-office-and-you-don't-so-I'm-smarter-than-you" types) could read and approve the changes, they were finally issued, initially to department heads and their number twos only.

I got ahold of a copy from the walking boss of Maintenance, read the underwear policy, and laughed so hard I had to sit down. It read, in part, "...all female employees must wear a brazier while working."

I told my fellow non-office workers about it as I went about that day and pretty soon everyone in the zoo had seen it or heard about it. When word filtered out the gate and over to the Admin offices an order was issued by HR for all department heads to return their "preliminary" copies of the handbook "immediately". New copies were issued a week or so later with the error corrected.

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Re: Another product of the Hooked on Phonics generation
« Reply #34 on: February 17, 2009, 01:20:46 PM »
It is a joy to see people who think they're smarter than everyone else prove otherwise themselves. Especially before a large number of people.

So is that what brings you here?  =)
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Re: Another product of the Hooked on Phonics generation
« Reply #35 on: February 18, 2009, 12:54:10 AM »
So is that what brings you here?  =)


Nah. I go to Democratic Underground or The Daily Kos if I want to see it happen on a discussion board. ;)
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Re: Another product of the Hooked on Phonics generation
« Reply #36 on: February 18, 2009, 12:57:54 AM »
Call me crazy, but I don't think requiring female employees to wear bras is unduly burdensome.
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Re: Another product of the Hooked on Phonics generation
« Reply #37 on: February 18, 2009, 02:12:37 AM »
True.

However ... when it's written as "Weather or not ..." we may have some issues.

What's the whether forecast for tomorrow, any way?

We'll have weather.........or not.....


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Re: Another product of the Hooked on Phonics generation
« Reply #38 on: February 18, 2009, 08:51:15 AM »


Call me crazy, but I don't think requiring female employees to wear bras is unduly burdensome.

Nobody said it was.
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But, generally speaking, people are idiots outside their own personal sphere.