Author Topic: I wish I were Steven King.  (Read 6846 times)

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I wish I were Steven King.
« Reply #50 on: May 12, 2006, 06:42:33 PM »
I'm sensing at least a magazine article (Fortean Times?) if not a book...
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« Reply #51 on: May 14, 2006, 12:39:16 PM »
It was higher than $550 when I last looked. Or am I wrong about that?

Not bad for some old bear anyway. Or is that the worst possible thing to say about Baron?
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« Reply #52 on: May 15, 2006, 07:31:59 PM »
Blackburn, it looks like you're back on THR.  This thread is linked on the "Caption contest" thread, bottom of page two.
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« Reply #53 on: May 16, 2006, 03:55:11 AM »
Blackburn,

If you are able to disclose this information, did you send the bear to that guy's ex?  If so, did you gift wrap it?
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« Reply #54 on: May 17, 2006, 11:31:46 AM »
Great ending.  It's probably good that you didn't put more of the story on ebay, it would have scared the crap out of potential buyers.  

So, when does the movie come out?
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« Reply #55 on: May 17, 2006, 12:10:49 PM »
I'd love to help you out with that, but my entertainment law experience is, so far, limited to performing artists (musicians).
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« Reply #56 on: May 17, 2006, 12:44:43 PM »
I think you should work that into the script.  Sort of a "Deliverance" type scene.  Maybe after Baron mauls someone, they could cut to a shot of you sitting on a little bridge over a creek, making your music . . . thousand yard stare on your face.  Viewers would be intrigued and could intrepet it in their own way - maybe that your soul was temporarily transplanted to the bear's body, or that you had some mental connection with him, or maybe just sensed his animation.  In addition, kids around the country would rediscover the wonders of the armpit fart, much to their parents' displeasure.
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