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This is why a Kollidge Edumacation is so important
« on: May 19, 2014, 11:16:09 AM »
Supposedly it makes you smarter than this young woman.

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WFSB reports "Police found Shea inside the TD Banks Sports Center with the other graduates. They say she was even wearing a cap and gown, but was never going to graduate. When pressed, police said Shea told them her mother paid her thousands of dollars this year."

Those thousands were meant for her education, but WTIC reports it turns out she didn't attend college this year. Police say Shea panicked and called in the threats, hoping the ceremony would be canceled so her family wouldn't find out she wasn't graduating.

"She placed two calls warning of bombs on campus that forced the school to move graduation and the more than 5,000 people who were attending a mile away to the TD Banks Sports Center."
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WTNH points out "Shea confessed after being arrested. ... She's being held on a $20,000 bond and will appear in court later this month."

The ceremony did eventually start, and rightful graduates got their diplomas. Now, Shea is in trouble with the authorities, and arguably worse, her mom.
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Re: This is why a Kollidge Edumacation is so important
« Reply #1 on: May 19, 2014, 02:22:10 PM »
Saw this one, and just laughed.  Maybe if she had gone to class, she would have been smarter than this...
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Re: This is why a Kollidge Edumacation is so important
« Reply #2 on: May 19, 2014, 03:28:34 PM »
Quote from: Chris on May 19, 2014, 02:22:10 PM
Saw this one, and just laughed.  Maybe if she had gone to class, she would have been smarter than this...

If she was smarter than this, she would have gone to class.  Makes you wonder what her major was.  Well, besides Partying 101...

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Re: This is why a Kollidge Edumacation is so important
« Reply #3 on: May 19, 2014, 03:30:12 PM »
Well, she's about to learn some Law.

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Re: This is why a Kollidge Edumacation is so important
« Reply #4 on: May 19, 2014, 07:09:27 PM »
doubtful.    =|
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Re: This is why a Kollidge Edumacation is so important
« Reply #5 on: May 20, 2014, 08:51:33 AM »
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If she was smarter than this, she would have gone to class.
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Re: This is why a Kollidge Edumacation is so important
« Reply #6 on: May 20, 2014, 12:54:57 PM »
And to think, she just coulda stripped to pay the bills instead.
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