Armed Polite Society
Main Forums => Politics => Topic started by: Hawkmoon on November 25, 2019, 10:53:17 AM
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https://babylonbee.com/news/aoc-says-there-is-too-much-division-in-our-country-when-addition-and-subtraction-are-hard-enough
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https://babylonbee.com/news/millennials-in-panic-as-outraged-boomers-threaten-to-withhold-participation-trophies
Millennials In Panic As Outraged Boomers Threaten To Withhold Participation Trophies
U.S.—The nation’s millennials are in a panic as baby boomers, feeling insulted by such things as the “OK Boomer” meme, have now threatened to withhold participation trophies.
“How am I supposed to know I’m special if I don’t have a trophy?!” exclaimed Brendan Stephens as he stress-ate avocado toast. Stephens currently lives at home with his boomer parents as he’s busy “discovering himself.” “I can’t be left on my own like this. I need constant support to achieve anything,” Stephens continued. “I mean, I’m thirty-seven; I'm not old."