Author Topic: Trump was killed a month ago.  (Read 517 times)

Perd Hapley

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Trump was killed a month ago.
« on: January 30, 2017, 11:40:44 AM »
(I didn't see this story here anywhere. Sorry if I missed it.)

A fella in New York shot, and ran over a UPS driver last month, killing him. The murderer insisted the victim was actually Donald Trump, and refused to be talked out of it.

https://bearingarms.com/bob-o/2016/12/21/crazed-new-yorker-still-ecstatic-murder-donald-trump/

I haven't found any more recent stories, so I don't know how he responded to Mr. Trump's corpse being sworn in, making an impassioned speech, and subsequently issuing a number of executive orders.

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Re: Trump was killed a month ago.
« Reply #1 on: January 30, 2017, 11:58:44 AM »

I haven't found any more recent stories, so I don't know how he responded to Mr. Trump's corpse being sworn in, making an impassioned speech, and subsequently issuing a number of executive orders.


Obviously fake news. :duh:
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Re: Trump was killed a month ago.
« Reply #2 on: January 30, 2017, 02:26:56 PM »
Its the Aliens!

Or maybe the Russians.


Or maybe too many memes drove him crazy.
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