Chuck Norris once bet NASA he could survive re-entry without a spacesuit. On July 19th, 1999, a naked Chuck Norris re-entered the earth's atmosphere, streaking over 14 states and reaching a temperature of 3000 degrees. An embarrassed NASA publically claimed it was a meteor, and still owes him a beer.
WOW!! Did I ever mention Grandma LOVES Chuck? The world stands still at Grandma's house when Texas Ranger is on. She used to love Lawrence Welk but he up and died on her. She hasn't forgiven him for it yet either...
The latest chuck norris craze is a ripoff. Clearly Vin Diesel is superior.
phftttt. They're both a coupla wussies compared to this guy.
Jack Bauer. The guy NEVER eats, NEVER sleeps, has a cellphone that works ANYWHERE, can call in airstrikes, satellite surveillance, backup teams with MP5's and NV, you name it anywhere, anytime. heh.
The guys in my martial arts club have been on a two week streak with these. They print them off and read them aloud as we work out.
They make me laugh so hard sometime I *snort* through my nose!:D
I was outside jumping rope laughing my butt off last night!