R.I.P. Scout26
Undead Reckoning Mathematical Model for Surviving a Zombie ApocalypseThe actions needed to survive a zombie outbreak in a city of 500,000. Oh yes, somebody actually did a study on mathematics of a hypothetical zombie attack, and published it in a book on infectious disease. So, while we still don’t know what to do if a deadly asteroid takes aim at Earth, an unlikely but technically possible situation, we now know what to do in case of a zombie attack.How fast do we need to deal with the outbreak? Here’s the equation they used, where S = susceptibles, Z = zombies and R = removed. If an infection breaks out in a city of 500,000 people, the zombies will outnumber the susceptibles in about three days.I suggest you stockpile two rounds of .22LR for each person in your county, acquire at least two semi-auto .22 pistols and one semi-auto .22 rifle. Larger calibers are fine but you should still have the .22's so you can purge the earth of zombies quietly if necessary.
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Freak, I do believe that's the longest URL ever posted at APS.
Just kidding. I'm not seriously paranoid about zombies. But just in case...
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