FuckedupintheExcess is the company that, during the UPS strike in 1997 or so, threw a box onto the porch of the gunshop I worked at at the time.
The shop was closed Mondays, but my gut told me I needed to swing by, and there was the box, liberally festooned with ADULT SIGNATURE REQUIRED labels.
Contents?
9 handguns.
I booked them in, then spent the better part of an hour screaming at various levels of FuckedupintheExcess "management" drones.