Author Topic: Looking for Mister Wright (Read 5959 times)

roo_ster · « **on:** April 14, 2012, 10:57:51 PM »

http://www.uproxx.com/music/2012/04/woman-seeking-man-who-knocked-her-up-in-the-bathroom-at-megadethmotorhead-show-on-craigslist/

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In a post entitled, “Did we hook up at the Megadeth/Motorhead concert? – w4m – 28 (Aragon Ballroom),” an anonymous woman wrote the following post, which is reproduced here in its entirety:

“Me: Blue hair, silver tube top, fishnets, Knee high black biker boots.
You: Red mohawk, black pentagram gauges, viper piercings.

I was grinding on you in the pit, then we went to the bathroom, and got f***ed up. You had a nice c**k and I was wasted so I let [you] raw dog it in the stall. You were really good and you had to gag me so I would make too much noise.

Anyway I’m pregnant. It’s yours. contact me if you want to be part of your child’s life.”

Who would have thought that dressing like a skank whore, getting stoned, and having unprotected sex with a stranger in a nasty public bathroom would end up awkwardly?

BlueStarLizzard · « **Reply #1 on:** April 14, 2012, 11:11:09 PM »

I'm laughing to hard to come up with any responce other then...

Ron · « **Reply #2 on:** April 14, 2012, 11:15:20 PM »

We affectionately call it the Aragon Brawl Room here in Chicagoland.

Fly320s · « **Reply #3 on:** April 14, 2012, 11:27:34 PM »

I'm surprised she is even trying to find the guy. She sounds like she would be pro abortion.

Monkeyleg · « **Reply #4 on:** April 14, 2012, 11:40:30 PM »

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I'm surprised she is even trying to find the guy. She sounds like she would be pro abortion.

Too bad her mother wasn't.

MillCreek · « **Reply #5 on:** April 15, 2012, 12:41:27 AM »

So I had to hit the Googles to find out what 'pentagram gauges' and 'viper piercings' were.

Dannyboy · « **Reply #6 on:** April 15, 2012, 01:05:24 AM »

I heard that on the Jason Ellis Show on my way home from work, Friday. I didn't realize it had made it nationally.

RoadKingLarry · « **Reply #7 on:** April 15, 2012, 01:14:22 AM »

Quote from: MillCreek on April 15, 2012, 12:41:27 AM

So I had to hit the Googles to find out what 'pentagram gauges' and 'viper piercings' were.

I just don't care to know.

RocketMan · « **Reply #8 on:** April 15, 2012, 02:23:05 AM »

The kid will have a wonderful life, I'm sure.

Perd Hapley · « **Reply #9 on:** April 15, 2012, 03:26:36 AM »

Quote from: RocketMan on April 15, 2012, 02:23:05 AM

The kid will have a wonderful life, I'm sure.

Yup. That's exactly why I can't bring myself to laugh about it.

vaskidmark · « **Reply #10 on:** April 15, 2012, 05:29:38 AM »

Since her village was such a failure, where to we find one for her kid?

stay safe.

Jamisjockey · « **Reply #11 on:** April 15, 2012, 09:24:50 AM »

I love excessively judgemental posts.

MicroBalrog · « **Reply #12 on:** April 15, 2012, 09:46:09 AM »

People, this is Craigslist.

I'm willing to bet none of this ever took place.

BlueStarLizzard · « **Reply #13 on:** April 15, 2012, 11:33:36 AM »

Quote from: Jamisjockey on April 15, 2012, 09:24:50 AM

I love excessively judgemental posts.

I know. If it even is real, she could possibly be an alright person and truely want this kid. She may have felt obligated to make some effort to find the father and offer him the chance at being in his kids life. I don't see that as an indication that she is a horrible human being.

OK, so she's, perhaps, a bit of a slutty party girl with bad taste in tatoos and overly impulsive, but 2hats an improvement on plenty of parents i've meet.

MicroBalrog · « **Reply #14 on:** April 15, 2012, 11:41:45 AM »

I don't know - I wouldn't want to be raised by a parent with an awful taste in tattoos.

RevDisk · « **Reply #15 on:** April 15, 2012, 11:49:59 AM »

Quote from: Jamisjockey on April 15, 2012, 09:24:50 AM

I love excessively judgemental posts.

Lot of that here. Obviously, I chuckled because it is probably fake. If not, I've heard plenty less reasonable folks breed. And under more "respectable" circumstances.

BlueStarLizzard · « **Reply #16 on:** April 15, 2012, 01:03:12 PM »

Quote from: MicroBalrog on April 15, 2012, 11:41:45 AM

I don't know - I wouldn't want to be raised by a parent with an awful taste in tattoos.

I wouldn't feel sorry for you at all. Everyone is supposed to be embarrassed by their parental units at least once in their life (usually in front of ones entire high school)
Hell, I'd take bad tat's over my mom anyday.

roo_ster · « **Reply #17 on:** April 15, 2012, 03:34:14 PM »

Quote from: Jamisjockey on April 15, 2012, 09:24:50 AM

I love excessively judgemental posts.

Oddly enough, assuming it is real, it was an excessive lack of judgement that got her in that predicament.

Don't you worry though, all taxpayers (including yourself) will have the privilege of supporting her and "Son of Pentagram Gauges" for a couple decades or so(1).

(1) I am so judgmental that I suspect Mr. Mohawk Pentagram Guages won't man up and claim his wild oatspring.

RoadKingLarry · « **Reply #18 on:** April 15, 2012, 03:52:31 PM »

Quote from: bluestarlizzard on April 15, 2012, 01:03:12 PM

I wouldn't feel sorry for you at all. Everyone is supposed to be embarrassed by their parental units at least once in their life (usually in front of ones entire high school)
Hell, I'd take bad tat's over my mom anyday.

Have I ever told the story about me standing on a dead pig in the driveway when the school bus stopped to drop off the kids?

BlueStarLizzard · « **Reply #19 on:** April 15, 2012, 03:54:27 PM »

Quote from: roo_ster on April 15, 2012, 03:34:14 PM

Oddly enough, assuming it is real, it was an excessive lack of judgement that got her in that predicament.

Don't you worry though, all taxpayers (including yourself) will have the privilege of supporting her and "Son of Pentagram Gauges" for a couple decades or so(1).

(1) I am so judgmental that I suspect Mr. Mohawk Pentagram Guages won't man up and claim his wild oatspring.

Actually, you don't know that.

She could be wealthy, or have a good paying job and be perfectly capable of financing the raising of her own child. Bad Taste, no discreation and bad judgement are not solely in the hands of the .gov dependent poor.

BlueStarLizzard · « **Reply #20 on:** April 15, 2012, 03:55:34 PM »

Quote from: RoadKingLarry on April 15, 2012, 03:52:31 PM

Have I ever told the story about me standing on a dead pig in the driveway when the school bus stopped to drop off the kids?

I don't think so...
But you are welcome to share

RoadKingLarry · « **Reply #21 on:** April 15, 2012, 04:08:19 PM »

14-15 years ago I made a venture in actually raising hogs, not just feeding out a butcher hog or two like I do now.
One evening I had an older sow just go completely batcrap nuts, not really sure what set her off but she tore up her pen and when we tried to catch her to get her penned back up she got real aggressive, knocked me down and almost got one of the kids. Well I couldn't have that so she met the business end of of a .30-30. By the time that was all over it was too late to haul off the carcass. It was late in the fall and cool weather so that wasn't a big deal.

I took off from work a little early the next day so I could dispose of the body. At the time I didn't have any real equipment to pick anything like that up so I just dragged the dead hog under a big tree limb in my driveway. I figured I would just use a come-a-long and hoist it up into the back of the pickup.
Well, I couldn't quite reach the limb from the ground so I just stood on the dead hog to be able to reach the limb to hook the chain around the limb. As I was doing that the kids school bus pulls up to drop off the kids.

I think my daughter is still mad at me about that.

cassandra and sara's daddy · « **Reply #22 on:** April 15, 2012, 04:10:24 PM »

nice! scribbles notes...
i just told my daughter and shes glaring

BlueStarLizzard · « **Reply #23 on:** April 15, 2012, 04:22:14 PM »

I guess I was lucky. My parents never got me in front of the school. They were content to just embarrasse me every where else.

My bosses have a similar one about the school bus.

One morning, katie and her sister where waiting for the bus and two of the big male anatolians got lose and went in to "We are going to *expletive deleted*ing kill each other mode."

Louise's husband was trying to seperate them with a 2x4, when Louise came running out of the house in her underwear screaming "JUST HIT THEM IN THE HEAD!!" right as the school bus pulled up.

katie and her sister were somewhat mortified.

Note: while this may sound extream, when two big dogs are going at it that seriously, they really could kill each other, and anyone who gets in the middle. The dogs were sepperated and lived, although one ended up with a permainent dent in his nose from the 2x4.

roo_ster · « **Reply #24 on:** April 15, 2012, 05:46:10 PM »

Quote from: bluestarlizzard on April 15, 2012, 03:54:27 PM

Actually, you don't know that.

She could be wealthy, or have a good paying job and be perfectly capable of financing the raising of her own child. Bad Taste, no discreation and bad judgement are not solely in the hands of the .gov dependent poor.

Not the way to bet.

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Author Topic: Looking for Mister Wright (Read 5959 times)