Alcohol, Tobacco, Firearms, Explosives... who brings the chips?
Don't pray in my school and I won't think in your church.
How's my driving? Let's discuss it on my cell phone.
I didn't claw my way to the top of the food chain to eat vegetables.
I lost my teddy bear. Will you sleep with me?
I was an atheist until I realized I am God.
Keep honking... I'm reloading. (I've never gotten tired of this one)
Never ride faster than your guardian angel can fly.
Political prisoner in training
Rehab is for quitters.
There are only two kinds of pedestrians: the quick and the dead.