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What an idiot on several levels...
« on: September 14, 2007, 12:47:44 PM »
LANSING, Mich. - A man tired of burglars nearly blew off his hand when bomb-like devices he set around his house exploded in his presence instead, authorities said.
 
Victor Iacobescu, 50, ran to a neighbor's house Thursday with a bloody towel wrapped around his right hand.

"Apparently, he was trying to set booby traps to get the next guy who tried to break in," fire Lt. Maggie Murphy said.

Iacobescu had been the victim of several break-ins, she said.

The neighbor, Patrick Struble, said the explosives were "like a pipe bomb. He accidentally triggered it, and it almost blew his hand off."

Police were investigating with the intent to pursue charges.

"Anything that goes `bang' is illegal," police Lt. Bruce Ferguson said. "I can't think of any (legal) reason why someone would be making a bomb."

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Re: What an idiot on several levels...
« Reply #1 on: September 14, 2007, 01:31:27 PM »
The problem is..........he can probably still reproduce.  laugh

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Re: What an idiot on several levels...
« Reply #2 on: September 14, 2007, 01:32:09 PM »
Geeze - what is it about Lansing-Grand Rapids lately ...?    shocked

Murders, rape, cops having sex on the job, and now bombs ...  rolleyes
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Re: What an idiot on several levels...
« Reply #3 on: September 14, 2007, 01:33:51 PM »
Hey!I'm IN Grand Rapids! laugh

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Re: What an idiot on several levels...
« Reply #4 on: September 14, 2007, 01:35:36 PM »
Yes, and I have friends and family there too Sad
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Re: What an idiot on several levels...
« Reply #5 on: September 15, 2007, 04:45:26 PM »
What can you expect from a Romanian?
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Re: What an idiot on several levels...
« Reply #6 on: September 15, 2007, 08:07:08 PM »
I expect piety, industry, hospitality and fecundity.  But that's just my experience.   smiley
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Re: What an idiot on several levels...
« Reply #7 on: September 15, 2007, 08:34:52 PM »
$300 outta get you a purty good old Smith and Wesson, Ruger, or Taurus revolver.

$150 outta get you some beginner's shooting lessons.

His possibly illegal explosives and hospital trip probably cost at LEAST that much.

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Re: What an idiot on several levels...
« Reply #8 on: September 16, 2007, 05:21:06 AM »
Not to mitigate the lack of forethought of the amateur bomb maker, but:

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"Anything that goes `bang' is illegal,"

Guns go "bang". Black powder cannons go "bang". Lots of stuff goes "bang".
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Re: What an idiot on several levels...
« Reply #9 on: September 16, 2007, 10:18:51 AM »
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$300 outta get you a purty good old Smith and Wesson, Ruger, or Taurus revolver.

$150 outta get you some beginner's shooting lessons.

His possibly illegal explosives and hospital trip probably cost at LEAST that much. 

It will probably cost him the right to buy that gun, now.  The fact that his only victim was himself might keep him out of prison, but I don't see him avoiding felony charges.
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