I don't know if I mentioned this one before. I'll keep it short. I was in LE. It was 1965. While in pursuit of a car full of miscreants, I was trying to pass a cab and a car in front of the cab to get to the mopes. I had my overhead on, no siren. The car in front of the cab turned left. I swerved left and tried to avoid her. Couldn't. We collided. I got out of the cruiser. Her first words to me were..."You dumb sumnubitch, look what you did to my car."
Fast forward about 4 months. I was in a local pub after duty hours, around midnight. I see this very attractive blonde. She looked familiar. I waltzed up and all swave and deboner said....Duhhh, you look familiar. Duhhhh, do I know you?
She said..."yeah, your the dumb sumnabitch that smashed up my car."
We got married about 8 months later.