Nudged by BryanP's aside to Scout:
Scout, I apologize for commenting on a post before acknowledging yours as OP. I thought I had but...well, I plead brain cramps.
Your post reminded me of one of the things I admire about humans, the ability to make light of adversity. I'm glad you're OK now and hope you don't have more problems like that in future. I sympathize with your spousal plight, my wife is of the same usefulness as yours in a crisis, precisely none, but she's great at the comforting required after.
Thanks for the laughs.