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Scientists have invented what women want in a man - the sensitivity spray.They say it is capable of turning the most macho of hunks into a dewy-eyed baby-kisser who says all the right things and stops going down the pub.Researchers of the Neuromudlation of Emotion - NEMO - faculty at the Friedrich-Wilhelms-University of Bonn say the spray uses the hormone oxytocin, sometimes called 'the cuddle chemical' as it stimulates affectionate feelings in humans.The scientists worked with researchers at the Babraham Institute in Cambridge and the results of their work are published today FRI in the Journal of Neuroscience.In experiments, 24 healthy men took nasal sprays containing oxytocin while 24 others received a placebo.Afterwards the guinea pigs were shown 'emotionally loaded' photographs including a crying child, a young girl embracing a cat and a man in mourning.The participants were than asked to describe the level of empathy they felt with the subjects in the pictures.SO JUST WHAT IS THE 'CUDDLE CHEMICAL'?Oxytocin is a mammalian hormone which evokes feelings of contentment and reduces anxiety.It is best know for its roles in female reproduction and is released in large amounts during labour and breastfeeding. It also helps mothers to bond with their offspring.The same hormone is even reported to help alleviate some symptoms of autism by encouraging sufferers to initiate social encounters.'The oxytocin group showed significantly higher emotional empathy levels than those men who had taken the placebo,' said Dr. René Hurlemann in Bonn.He said they reached the 'levels of sensitivity usually found in females.'In a second experiment the participants had to answer simple questions on a computer. The right answers were accompanied by smiley faces, the wrong ones with frowns.Dr Keith Kendrick of the Babraham Insititute said that the cuddle-drug recipients scored much higher as they responded to the friendly faces in an elevated way.'Our study shows for the first time that the emotional projecting ability of oxytocin can be created,' added Dr. Hurlemann.He said it may prove valuable in the treatment of schizophrenia, which is often accompanied by an inability to connect with others and social retreat.Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-1269781/Scientists-develop-spray-make-men-affectionate-using-cuddle-hormone-oxytocin.html#ixzz0mVMiwQ00
Would this be spoon-rape? Cuddle-rape?
Sunday it felt a little better, but it was quite irritated from me rubbing it.
If you watch any of the really early episodes of the Porter Waggoner show she was in (1967) it's very clear that he was well endowed.
Just wanted to give a forum thumbs up to Dick.
Ok.So where's the spray that tricks women into using the cuddle spray on me?
There is already a way to do this: buy a man some beer.
I wonder how hard it is to synthisize...or maybe they just farm it from animals?
Hawkmoon - Never underestimate another person's capacity for stupidity. Any time you think someone can't possibly be that dumb ... they'll prove you wrong.
Viking - The problem with the modern world is that there aren't really any predators eating stupid people.
Maybe if you were more sensitive you wouldn't need to drug them
Would that make farm animals extra cuddly, and would that be a good thing or a bad thing?
I cuddle with my horse
Of all the forums in all the internet how could you guys not think of weaponizing it! We could have the entire middle east cuddling by 2011!
Male or female horses?
I can think of some uses for that.
The two geldings mostly.The mare is a bitch
...And the opportunistic man-eater demographic of APS chimes in (besides Mabs).
