Long-term SHTF desserts

[Jamisjockey]

We didn't invent it, Peter Cooper did in 1845; but it is the official State Snack of Utah.

Well I was half right, then....I'd be told it was invented in Utah while I lived there.
Pretty much a guarantee to see it with carrot shavings at any gathering or BBQ.
(Which reminds me of.....Funeral Potatoes!!!! <drool>)

[Doggy Daddy]

Funeral Potatoes!!!!

And those is whut?

DD

[Racehorse]

And those is whut?

DD

Potatoes that typically get served at funerals. They're kind of like scalloped potatoes depending on the recipe, but with loads of cheese and sour cream. It's probably one of the least healthy variations on potatoes you could imagine, but it's very tasty.

Now the jello with carrot shavings...that's one of those abominations I was talking about.

[Doggy Daddy]

Okay, now I'm hongry!

Gotta go to more funerals.  Are they generally invitation only?

[freedom lover]

They are.

[Zardozimo Oprah Bannedalas]

We didn't invent it, Peter Cooper did in 1845; but it is the official State Snack of Utah.

I coulda sworn it was Bill Cosby that invented it. 

[digitalandanalog]

Nope. He was just the marketing master behind the pudding.

[Sergeant Bob]

Fruit cake, it keeps For-Eh-Var.
The canned orange nut cake they used to put in K-Rats. The only rats we would find left on the planes after we cleaned the grunts out of them.

[Mabs2]

Brains are quite rich in cholesterol.

[Gowen]

It is amazing the number of ways Armour can produce meat by products.

[Jamisjockey]

Oh, they ain't just served at funerals anymore.  Hell I knew non-mormons out there that made killer funeral potatoes.  One of the girls at work made it with fake lobster, potoates, onions, and enough cheese to give an elephant a heart attack.....oh gawd....