"My dad's '69 F-100. Three on the column, power nuthin'. "
I have a truck just like that.... want it, come get it it's yours
Mwahahaa...
Anyways....
1979 Lincoln Mark V. 250,000 miles when I got to it. 400ci "medium-block", 2bbl carb, RV cam and head work making somewhere in the region of 500lb-ft of torque at ~1800rpm, 3 speed auto via heavy duty C6, and a whopping 2.47:1 final drive. Car could easily hit 80mph in first gear, and spun the tires so fast from a stop there was no squeal, just a whir and smoke.
Drove it through high school too, it was sweet... digital AM/FM quad tape, moonroof, power everything, autmoatic lights and dimming, built in CB, I was on cloud nine. Except for the 8mpg part, since I worked to pay my own insurance and fuel bills.
To this day I'm unafraid of driving large vehicles :-D