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Re: Ahmadinejad's Imam: Islam Allows Raping, Torturing Prisoners
« Reply #50 on: September 05, 2009, 07:41:23 PM »
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I will note that it worked out best in cultures with a dearth of men due to ongoing warfare.
Did you get that explanation from Doctor Strangelove?  :laugh:
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Re: Ahmadinejad's Imam: Islam Allows Raping, Torturing Prisoners
« Reply #51 on: September 05, 2009, 11:08:51 PM »
Balog, I asked my mom and dad today when we went to the Baraboo River Rendezvous.

The offer was something on the order of 2 camels and several goats.  It appears Dad insulted the Egyptian who was trying to barter for Mom when he countered with something along the lines of "I won't take anything less than 4 camels for her, look at her excellent teeth!"  Dad was joking, evidently the Egyptian wasn't.   :O

Talk about inadvertently starting an international incident... 
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« Reply #52 on: September 05, 2009, 11:55:58 PM »
Only 2 camels? Insultingly low...  =D
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Re: Ahmadinejad's Imam: Islam Allows Raping, Torturing Prisoners
« Reply #53 on: September 06, 2009, 12:36:18 AM »
I will refrain from making a tasteless joke about whether Gewehr's father is of a certain religious persuasion.   :angel:

I got a deal on my wife, boys.  She's definitely a four-camel girl, but I got her for 2 and a 1/2, 'cause she needed a little fixin' up. 
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Re: Ahmadinejad's Imam: Islam Allows Raping, Torturing Prisoners
« Reply #54 on: September 06, 2009, 08:37:50 AM »
Yeah, it appears that the guy was trying to lowball my dad on the price.  Then again, the average age of the rest of the guy's harem was probably a lot lower.   =D

Dad's Methodist, but still has a good sense of humor.  The Egyptian, not so much...
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Re: Ahmadinejad's Imam: Islam Allows Raping, Torturing Prisoners
« Reply #55 on: September 06, 2009, 01:19:13 PM »
Quote from: fistful on September 06, 2009, 12:36:18 AM
She's definitely a four-camel girl, but I got her for 2 and a 1/2... 
I'm afraid to ask what one does with half a camel...
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Re: Ahmadinejad's Imam: Islam Allows Raping, Torturing Prisoners
« Reply #56 on: September 06, 2009, 06:54:26 PM »
Half a camel would be quite a desert barbecue, methinks.
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« Reply #57 on: September 07, 2009, 04:18:09 AM »
And then fisty gave him the ole "half camel" if you know what I mean. /wink wink /nudge nudge
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Re: Ahmadinejad's Imam: Islam Allows Raping, Torturing Prisoners
« Reply #58 on: September 07, 2009, 07:05:35 AM »
Quote from: Nightfall on September 06, 2009, 01:19:13 PM
I'm afraid to ask what one does with half a camel...

I guess that would depend on whether it's the front half or the back half ...
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Re: Ahmadinejad's Imam: Islam Allows Raping, Torturing Prisoners
« Reply #59 on: September 07, 2009, 07:55:38 AM »
Quote from: fistful on September 06, 2009, 06:54:26 PM
Half a camel would be quite a desert barbecue, methinks.

You know how Indians used the entire body of a buffalo? A lot of Arabs do the same with the entire body of a camel.
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Re: Ahmadinejad's Imam: Islam Allows Raping, Torturing Prisoners
« Reply #60 on: September 07, 2009, 11:51:24 AM »
Quote from: Nightfall on September 06, 2009, 01:19:13 PM
I'm afraid to ask what one does with half a camel...
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