Author Topic: Note to helicopter pilots: keep those spinny bits away from each other  (Read 3612 times)

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I bet that was... loud.

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The pilot of the airborne bird was so clueless that she* decided to land on the normal pad even though it should have been obvious that the bird on the ground was between the two pads rather than on the other pad.

Brilliant.


* Not a sexist supposition on my part. The narrative below the Youtube video states that the pilot was a "she."


Another comment sums it up pretty well:

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The pilot of the airborne bird was so clueless that she* decided to land on the normal pad even though it should have been obvious that the bird on the ground was between the two pads rather than on the other pad.

Brilliant.


* Not a sexist supposition on my part. The narrative below the Youtube video states that the pilot was a "she."


Another comment sums it up pretty well:

The other pilot had come down to a safe spot then suddenly decides she isn't close enough to the other chopper.  I thought that was odd. 
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The guy who was standing beside, and knocked down by, the stationary machine had to have been as surprised as somebody can be. 
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He overturned a rule that kept helicopters out of the hands of the mentally ill.
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What he said is that he wanted the mentally ill to have access to the collective.

Someone misunderstood.

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Re: Note to helicopter pilots: keep those spinny bits away from each other
« Reply #10 on: March 19, 2018, 05:24:11 PM »
I bet that was... loud.

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Not as loud as the ass-chewing that lady will get from HQ.
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Re: Note to helicopter pilots: keep those spinny bits away from each other
« Reply #11 on: March 19, 2018, 06:46:53 PM »
I bet that was... loud.

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It is loud.  I've seen it before...
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Re: Note to helicopter pilots: keep those spinny bits away from each other
« Reply #12 on: March 19, 2018, 07:02:17 PM »
What he said is that he wanted the mentally ill to have access to the collective.

Someone misunderstood.



And she ended up getting a cyclic examination.
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Re: Note to helicopter pilots: keep those spinny bits away from each other
« Reply #13 on: March 19, 2018, 07:05:46 PM »
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Phew.  Just distancing myself from my own post.  That one really stunk.
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Re: Note to helicopter pilots: keep those spinny bits away from each other
« Reply #14 on: March 19, 2018, 07:43:20 PM »
And she ended up getting a cyclic examination.

What does the Russian alphabet have to do with anything?
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Re: Note to helicopter pilots: keep those spinny bits away from each other
« Reply #15 on: March 19, 2018, 07:45:50 PM »
What does the Russian alphabet have to do with anything?

This is Russian dashcam footage, obviously.
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Re: Note to helicopter pilots: keep those spinny bits away from each other
« Reply #16 on: March 19, 2018, 07:46:46 PM »
And she ended up getting a cyclic examination.

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Re: Note to helicopter pilots: keep those spinny bits away from each other
« Reply #17 on: March 19, 2018, 09:19:01 PM »
It is loud.  I've seen it before...

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Re: Note to helicopter pilots: keep those spinny bits away from each other
« Reply #18 on: March 19, 2018, 10:14:09 PM »
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Re: Note to helicopter pilots: keep those spinny bits away from each other
« Reply #19 on: March 19, 2018, 10:22:59 PM »
What does the Russian alphabet have to do with anything?

Oh, come on.  Let's get Cyrillious here.
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Re: Note to helicopter pilots: keep those spinny bits away from each other
« Reply #20 on: March 19, 2018, 10:26:12 PM »
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Distancing myself from that one, too.
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Re: Note to helicopter pilots: keep those spinny bits away from each other
« Reply #21 on: March 19, 2018, 10:31:53 PM »
Oh, come on.  Let's get Cyrillious here.

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Re: Note to helicopter pilots: keep those spinny bits away from each other
« Reply #22 on: March 19, 2018, 10:56:37 PM »
Had one on the ground where the collective kicked and it startled the pilot. Who then reacted poorly. Turns out H-3s are not designed to do a pirouette on the tailwheel. When it returned to concrete there were pieces of rotorblade two hangars over. I knew it was gonna be a long night at work on the drive in when I looked out across the bay at the flight line and saw a hello sitting oddly and surrounded by various colors of flashing lights.
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Re: Note to helicopter pilots: keep those spinny bits away from each other
« Reply #23 on: March 20, 2018, 01:44:26 AM »
Really thought I was going to see something much worse a few years ago when there was a major wreck involving at least one full van.  Seven people including two kids needed air evac.  Landing area was a parking lot that, IMO[1], was reasonable for one helicopter, tight for two and bordering on suicidal for three.  Think 30 car capacity, tops, and one of them was still parked there.  Power lines right at the edge on two sides, building on a third and a fence on the fourth.   Fifth in was Teddy Bear Transport[2].  How in the hell he managed to find space to not hit anything is beyond me and apparently everybody else that was near the site, but I definitely got the impression that crew would have hovered with a skid on the sheriff's hood rather than delay getting to the kids.

While everybody was settled in with engines down prepping their patients, we got a better look at the situation.  Three of the five had tucked their rotors in under the power lines, and one had less than six inches clearance between the underside of his tail boom and the top of the pipe fence.  Damned impressive fine control, and getting out was only slightly less hairy.

[1] Bear in mind I spent several years helping granddad at the airport, so I've watched a lot of helicopters try to squeeze into the space within reach of the Jet A hose when something else was already there.  Then again, the primary fixed obstruction there was a 7500 gallon above ground tank of fuel, so maybe that kept most pilots from pushing their luck and/or skill quite as hard.
[2] Cook Children's Hospital's pediatric specialty transport service.  Their helicopter is an EC145[3] fitted out specifically for pediatric trauma transport.  For anything less urgent, they have a couple of fixed-wing transport aircraft that pick up at the local airport, or several ground ambulances.
[3] And they must have been in the air with a couple of JATO bottles strapped on when the call came in because they were less than ten minutes behind the two Fort Worth birds that started nearly 40 miles closer and the CareFlite out of Grand Prairie...which was maybe 15 minutes behind the one out of Granbury.

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Re: Note to helicopter pilots: keep those spinny bits away from each other
« Reply #24 on: March 20, 2018, 09:01:35 AM »
^^^If I am ever in an accident, I hope I am conscious enough to refuse helicopter transport when it is not needed to save my life.  In perhaps the majority of cases, ground transport is adequate, there is quite the loss ratio of air medical transports leading to everyone being killed, and most insurance companies will not pay for the helicopter, leaving the patient with tens of thousands of transport bills. In our area, Airlift Northwest is the main operator of air-borne medical transport, and they are very much a profit-making organization.  They have a reputation for not compromising on the bill, and they will send you to collection and drive you into bankruptcy without a second thought.  They lost a helicopter and all souls aboard a few years back when the copter went down in Puget Sound while transporting a pregnant woman in non-emergent labor.  Airlift Northwest stationed a helicopter and a fixed-wing transport at the airport near me a few years ago.
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