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Defeat Your Enemies With Alcohol
« on: January 28, 2019, 09:14:47 AM »
Iran accuses Israel of getting them drunk. That's probably cheaper than missiles.  :laugh:

https://twitchy.com/gregp-3534/2019/01/28/lchaim-mfer-iran-accuses-israel-of-flooding-the-country-with-alcohol/
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Re: Defeat Your Enemies With Alcohol
« Reply #1 on: January 28, 2019, 09:28:43 AM »
Next step: opium dens.
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Re: Defeat Your Enemies With Alcohol
« Reply #2 on: January 28, 2019, 09:31:02 AM »
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Re: Defeat Your Enemies With Alcohol
« Reply #3 on: January 28, 2019, 10:58:11 AM »
Quote from: fistful on January 28, 2019, 09:28:43 AM
Next step: opium dens.
Afghan poppy fields are closer than the Jewish state . . .
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Re: Defeat Your Enemies With Alcohol
« Reply #4 on: January 28, 2019, 11:01:14 AM »
Quote from: fistful on January 28, 2019, 09:28:43 AM
Next step: opium dens.
Wouldn't that be cultural appropriation?
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Re: Defeat Your Enemies With Alcohol
« Reply #5 on: January 28, 2019, 11:16:15 AM »
Quote from: WLJ on January 28, 2019, 11:01:14 AM
Wouldn't that be cultural appropriation?

Not if they're British Israelites.
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Re: Defeat Your Enemies With Alcohol
« Reply #6 on: January 28, 2019, 11:23:42 AM »
Quote from: fistful on January 28, 2019, 09:28:43 AM
Next step: opium dens.

And then Taco Bell.
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Re: Defeat Your Enemies With Alcohol
« Reply #7 on: January 28, 2019, 11:31:27 AM »
Quote from: fistful on January 28, 2019, 11:16:15 AM
Not if they're British Israelites.

But are the current British up to the job?
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Re: Defeat Your Enemies With Alcohol
« Reply #8 on: January 28, 2019, 03:38:55 PM »
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Re: Defeat Your Enemies With Alcohol
« Reply #9 on: January 28, 2019, 06:58:51 PM »
Convert them to Rastafarianism?
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Re: Defeat Your Enemies With Alcohol
« Reply #10 on: January 28, 2019, 06:59:48 PM »
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Re: Defeat Your Enemies With Alcohol
« Reply #11 on: January 29, 2019, 12:46:37 PM »
Iranians love booze, as Christopher Hitchens found out:

https://www.vanityfair.com/news/2005/07/hitchens-200507
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