Thanks fellers! I'll try the parts store route and see about actually using the right tool for the right job. :)
I wouldn't be opposed to buying one for 20 ducats via mtnbkr's Amazon link, but the pipes are a bit bigger than that one stretches to. The ones that fit seem to run at least double that, which is a bit much for a one time (hopefully) use tool. If a parts store will rent or lend one to me, I think that's the ticket.