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Title: Who Will Sing for Trump?
Post by: Ben on December 22, 2016, 12:45:06 PM
I found it interesting that no big names will perform at the inauguration. I would fully expect the "pop and rock" segment to go SJW, but am surprised no big country names will perform. It could be that some that would haven't been asked, but it seems a good portion of the country genre performers should be a gimme.

Maybe he should just get a good orchestra to perform the 1812 Overture. :)

http://www.foxnews.com/entertainment/2016/12/22/donald-trump-struggling-to-secure-talent-to-perform-at-inauguration.html
Title: Re: Who Will Sing for Trump?
Post by: Hawkmoon on December 22, 2016, 12:57:08 PM
I'm struggling to understand why there needs to be singing at a political swearing in. I assume we taxpayers foot the bill for this shindig. It should be about ten minutes.

"Hold up your right hand. Do you swear to uphold the Constitution of the United States of America, so help you God?"

"Yes."

"Have a nice day, folks. See you back at the office."

I just took my oath of office for another term as a justice of the peace. It took less than five minutes, and it took that long only because the assistant town clerk couldn't find my certificate (suitable for framing). My term is four years, the President's term is four years. I see no reason why he gets a concert and I don't.
Title: Re: Who Will Sing for Trump?
Post by: DittoHead on December 22, 2016, 01:04:11 PM
I'm struggling to understand why there needs to be singing at a political swearing in.

Same here.
Title: Re: Who Will Sing for Trump?
Post by: Fly320s on December 22, 2016, 01:07:25 PM
Same here.

Ditto.  Or should I say mega dittos?
Title: Re: Who Will Sing for Trump?
Post by: bedlamite on December 22, 2016, 01:23:09 PM
I'm struggling to understand why there needs to be singing at a political swearing in. I assume we taxpayers foot the bill for this shindig. It should be about ten minutes.

"Hold up your right hand. Do you swear to uphold the Constitution of the United States of America, so help you God?"

"Yes."

"Have a nice day, folks. See you back at the office."

I just took my oath of office for another term as a justice of the peace. It took less than five minutes, and it took that long only because the assistant town clerk couldn't find my certificate (suitable for framing). My term is four years, the President's term is four years. I see no reason why he gets a concert and I don't.

Yours obviously isn't a dog and pony show.
Title: Re: Who Will Sing for Trump?
Post by: Ben on December 22, 2016, 01:44:41 PM
I'm actually curious as to when the whole making the inauguration into an Oscar party started? I'm pretty sure George Washington didn't have Prince perform.

I can see that stuff for the various inauguration parties that happen, but for the official deal, it seems like having a good rendition (in honor of vaskidmark) of the anthem and a few of the requisite speeches (that you're never going to get rid of anyway) would be good. Leave the entertainment to the parties that are held at private expense.
Title: Re: Who Will Sing for Trump?
Post by: Perd Hapley on December 22, 2016, 03:21:46 PM
The Lieutenant Dan Band?
Title: Re: Who Will Sing for Trump?
Post by: KD5NRH on December 22, 2016, 04:20:05 PM
I found it interesting that no big names will perform at the inauguration. I would fully expect the "pop and rock" segment to go SJW, but am surprised no big country names will perform. It could be that some that would haven't been asked, but it seems a good portion of the country genre performers should be a gimme.

The Donald should just sing the Star Spangled Banner himself and call it done.
Title: Re: Who Will Sing for Trump?
Post by: Perd Hapley on December 22, 2016, 04:34:43 PM
The Donald should just sing the Star Spangled Banner himself and call it done.


He could sing it better than anybody.
Title: Re: Who Will Sing for Trump?
Post by: KD5NRH on December 22, 2016, 04:53:00 PM
He could sing it better than anybody.

Maybe Obama will sing "My Way."
Title: Re: Who Will Sing for Trump?
Post by: Monkeyleg on December 22, 2016, 05:03:45 PM
Maybe the Stones? Just kidding, but Trump played a lot of Stones' songs at his rallies. I wonder how much he paid them.
Title: Re: Who Will Sing for Trump?
Post by: zxcvbob on December 22, 2016, 05:12:27 PM
If you really need music, the USMC band.
Title: Re: Who Will Sing for Trump?
Post by: MikeB on December 22, 2016, 05:13:44 PM
Maybe the Stones? Just kidding, but Trump played a lot of Stones' songs at his rallies. I wonder how much he paid them.

He didn't pay them directly. He had a licensing agreement with BMG or ASCAP, or maybe there is a third one. You buy a license to their catalog and you can just play whatever you want from their catalog. They pay the performers for the rights to license their music. It's the same thing Bars, Restaurants and other venues do. It's the reason he could ignore all the mucisians who complained about his playing their music.
Title: Re: Who Will Sing for Trump?
Post by: Ben on December 22, 2016, 05:14:15 PM
If you really need music, the USMC band.

That would be awesome, plus SJW tears!  :laugh:
Title: Re: Who Will Sing for Trump?
Post by: Perd Hapley on December 22, 2016, 05:19:51 PM
Get the band back together:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Singing_Senators



Or the other band:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Second_Amendments
Title: Re: Who Will Sing for Trump?
Post by: dm1333 on December 22, 2016, 08:44:05 PM
He can't get the Dixie Chicks?   :P
Title: Re: Who Will Sing for Trump?
Post by: Andiron on December 22, 2016, 09:49:46 PM
If you really need music, the USMC band.

Hells yes,  The President's own. 

And they're already on payroll so no one can bitch  :cool:
Title: Re: Who Will Sing for Trump?
Post by: Perd Hapley on December 23, 2016, 12:47:33 AM
I don't know if it's mentioned in the OP, but the unAmericans are planning some sort of Leftapalooza concert for Inauguration Day. If that goes forward, I suspect Trump will be smart enough or well-advised enough to Tweet something about how he's so glad to see people celebrating America on the day of his Inauguration, and he's sorry he will have to miss it, due to becoming president.
Title: Re: Who Will Sing for Trump?
Post by: KD5NRH on December 23, 2016, 09:15:27 AM
Hells yes,  The President's own. 

And they're already on payroll so no one can bitch  :cool:

Actually, I think just the Marine Band and the Mormon Tabernacle Choir would make for a perfectly dignified inauguration.  No need to get anyone else.
Title: Re: Who Will Sing for Trump?
Post by: Perd Hapley on December 23, 2016, 09:27:13 AM
...a perfectly dignified inauguration.


They still make those?
Title: Re: Who Will Sing for Trump?
Post by: Ben on December 23, 2016, 10:33:04 AM
The Rockettes speak out on being "forced" to perform:

Quote
"forcing a group of women to do something with their bodies against their will"

The comments are all pretty good though, especially about cake baking.

http://twitchy.com/dougp-3137/2016/12/23/takes-the-cake-nbc-news-lisa-bloom-rockettes-shouldnt-have-to-perform-for-trump-against-their-beliefs/

The more I think about it, the better a military band sounds. Appropriate to the occasion, and it would drive SJWs nuts. Maybe throw in a church choir (I bet there are lots that would volunteer) singing "Battle Hymn of the Republic".  =D
Title: Re: Who Will Sing for Trump?
Post by: MechAg94 on December 23, 2016, 10:48:16 AM
Actually, I think just the Marine Band and the Mormon Tabernacle Choir would make for a perfectly dignified inauguration.  No need to get anyone else.
You trying to get on Romney's good side or something?

If the military bands are not available, I am sure the Fighting Texas Aggie Band could make time.  They are still a military style marching band.  However, I think the best would be to get the bands from each of the services (I assume they each have one?) to play a set.  Any of the military bands or all of them would be more appropriate than any civilian music group or singer. 

It would be great to see the liberal talking heads go on about it.  I am not quite sure what reaction they would have, but I am sure they wouldn't understand.
Title: Re: Who Will Sing for Trump?
Post by: Perd Hapley on December 23, 2016, 11:09:23 AM
You're not sure what reaction they'd have? It would be more evidence of literallyHitlerfascism.
Title: Re: Who Will Sing for Trump?
Post by: zxcvbob on December 23, 2016, 11:36:28 AM
I started to mention the Fightin' Texas Aggie Band (former member, class of '82), and I'm sure they'd do it, but I think the USMC band puts on a better concert.  I don't know about the other services.
Title: Re: Who Will Sing for Trump?
Post by: Hawkmoon on December 23, 2016, 12:23:06 PM
The Rockettes speak out on being "forced" to perform:

The comments are all pretty good though, especially about cake baking.

http://twitchy.com/dougp-3137/2016/12/23/takes-the-cake-nbc-news-lisa-bloom-rockettes-shouldnt-have-to-perform-for-trump-against-their-beliefs/

The more I think about it, the better a military band sounds. Appropriate to the occasion, and it would drive SJWs nuts. Maybe throw in a church choir (I bet there are lots that would volunteer) singing "Battle Hymn of the Republic".  =D

Are they being "forced" to perform for free? This seems to me to fall into the same category as that county clerk who refused to sign marriage licenses for same-sex couples: It's the job, stupid. You're not "forced" to do it. Nobody has a gun you your head, or is holding your first-born child as a hostage. If it violates your beliefs, you can always quit the Rockettes and find a job as a barista.
Title: Re: Who Will Sing for Trump?
Post by: Perd Hapley on December 23, 2016, 12:57:11 PM
Wait; The Rockettes are still a thing? This reminds me of when I heard that Donald Trump was a candidate. Wait; that guy is still alive?
Title: Re: Who Will Sing for Trump?
Post by: KD5NRH on December 23, 2016, 01:22:39 PM
You trying to get on Romney's good side or something?

No, but the Choir does have a special love of patriotic songs.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R0C51QlEkXo
Title: Re: Who Will Sing for Trump?
Post by: mtnbkr on December 23, 2016, 01:45:39 PM
Regarding military bands, every military band member I know is a raging liberal.  I guess that's why they're in the band (for the bennies!) rather than carrying a weapon.

Chris
Title: Re: Who Will Sing for Trump?
Post by: Ben on December 23, 2016, 01:48:19 PM
Regarding military bands, every military band member I know is a raging liberal.  I guess that's why they're in the band (for the bennies!) rather than carrying a weapon.

Chris

Huh. That's (to me) an unexpected data point.
Title: Re: Who Will Sing for Trump?
Post by: Perd Hapley on December 23, 2016, 03:34:06 PM
I wonder if Nickelback is available.
Title: Re: Who Will Sing for Trump?
Post by: Scout26 on December 23, 2016, 05:15:20 PM
I wonder if Nickelback is available.

They supported Bernie....
http://wiux.org/2016/04/01/creed-nickelback-announce-their-support-of-sen-bernie-sanders/


BTW, we have an update:  special snowflakes don't have to bake cakes for people they don't like:

http://twitchy.com/sd-3133/2016/12/23/update-rockettes-dont-have-to-dance-at-trumps-inauguration-if-they-dont-want-to/
Title: Re: Who Will Sing for Trump?
Post by: kgbsquirrel on December 23, 2016, 08:27:49 PM
Song suggestions.  [popcorn]

https://youtu.be/OY4jondX6tg
https://youtu.be/uZfRaWAtBVg
Title: Re: Who Will Sing for Trump?
Post by: Perd Hapley on December 23, 2016, 08:50:24 PM
BTW, we have an update:  special snowflakes don't have to bake cakes for people they don't like:

http://twitchy.com/sd-3133/2016/12/23/update-rockettes-dont-have-to-dance-at-trumps-inauguration-if-they-dont-want-to/


Oh, sure, they can expect such tolerance and understanding now, with Obama in office. Once Orange Julius takes charge, the Rockettes that refused will be sexually assaulted, deported, repatriated, and sent to the work camps.
Title: Re: Who Will Sing for Trump?
Post by: Perd Hapley on December 27, 2016, 07:27:29 AM
http://www.breitbart.com/big-hollywood/2016/12/26/inauguration-singer-jackie-evancho-music-sales-quadruple/