R.I.P. Scout26
Does the new PC have an ATA 100 IDE port? Some do (for a CD-ROM mostly) and some don't and use a SATA CD-ROM. If so take the HD out of the old PC and put it in the new one. Then copy whatever you want off of the hold HD to the new one, then shut down and take it out.
4. Pull the hard drive from the current machine and install it into something here and make CD's.
If you can't stick the old drive in the new machine maybe look at this from NewEgg: http://www.newegg.com/Product/Product.aspx?Item=N82E16812232002It will make the old drive into a USB drive so you can just hook it to the new PC.
Now that the question is answered.. I don't get the nickle thing in the title :)
No ethernet or usb on the old machine.
That's what I use. It comes in handy to run scans on infected drives too. No geek tool box is complete without one.
Are you certain? You've looked at the BACK of the case? I still have two Dell Dimension 4100s around here that are old enough they came originally with Windows 95 on them, and they have two USB ports on the back ... nothing on the front.