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Re: If a tree fell across Paddy's driveway.......
« Reply #50 on: June 12, 2008, 07:50:11 PM »
Quote from: Mike Irwin on June 12, 2008, 06:46:58 PM
Nah, even the edgy loners rejected that 'tard.  


I take it you chaired that particular meeting of the Congress of Edgy Loners? 
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Re: If a tree fell across Paddy's driveway.......
« Reply #51 on: June 12, 2008, 08:01:41 PM »
I'm far from edgy.

I'm just a loner because I hate people in general. I probably wouldn't hate them so much if they were worth something...
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Re: If a tree fell across Paddy's driveway.......
« Reply #52 on: June 13, 2008, 01:27:39 AM »
Quote from: Paddy on June 12, 2008, 12:54:53 PM

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But seriously, just because Budweiser Walmart is popular, doesn't mean it's good.  It sells because it's cheap, well marketed and widely available.

Fixed it for ya'  laugh

Gotta give Paddy props for this one....  grin
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Re: If a tree fell across Paddy's driveway.......
« Reply #53 on: June 13, 2008, 09:24:49 AM »
Quote from: seeker_two on June 13, 2008, 12:27:39 AM
Quote from: Paddy on June 12, 2008, 12:54:53 PM

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But seriously, just because Budweiser Walmart is popular, doesn't mean it's good.  It sells because it's cheap, well marketed and widely available.

Fixed it for ya'  laugh

Gotta give Paddy props for this one....  grin

I'll give him his props....Then I'm calling the CA Enviro- police.....
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Re: If a tree fell across Paddy's driveway.......
« Reply #54 on: June 13, 2008, 09:41:52 AM »
Nuh-uh.  It broke off at the base, partly underground, during a wind.  The inside of the base doesn't look normal.  It's black and crumbly.  It's probably some disease/pest.  Any arborists here?  In any event, I'm confident I haven't violated any Oak Tree Ordinances, city, county or state.

I didn't do it.  You didn't see me and you can't prove anything. neener neener.
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Re: If a tree fell across Paddy's driveway.......
« Reply #55 on: June 13, 2008, 09:50:41 AM »
You need to file a "Request for the Services of a California Department of Natural Resources Certified Arborist Consultation" document.

That can only be done on the 5th Tuesday in February.

In Sacramento.
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Re: If a tree fell across Paddy's driveway.......
« Reply #56 on: June 13, 2008, 09:57:31 AM »
OK.  But I'd like any fee waived on the basis that I'm old, poor, and disabled.

Thanks.   laugh
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Re: If a tree fell across Paddy's driveway.......
« Reply #57 on: June 13, 2008, 11:56:15 AM »
Isn't there a law against being poor in California Huh?   laugh

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Re: If a tree fell across Paddy's driveway.......
« Reply #58 on: June 13, 2008, 11:57:27 AM »
Quote from: Paddy on June 13, 2008, 08:57:31 AM
I didn't do it.  You didn't see me and you can't prove anything.

OK.  But I'd like any fee waived on the basis that I'm old, poor, and disabled.

Thanks.   laugh

I've got pictures (already sent to th CA EPA along with a letter detailing your illegal logging operation).

And your not too disabled if you can cut down and buck trees.
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Re: If a tree fell across Paddy's driveway.......
« Reply #59 on: June 13, 2008, 12:06:33 PM »


I lived in Ireland for two years, they love
Budweiser over there!

Hey you guys, Paddy's OK, at least he isn't Tecumseh! cheesy
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Re: If a tree fell across Paddy's driveway.......
« Reply #60 on: June 13, 2008, 12:17:27 PM »
Paddy, carpenter ants?  I lost a maple to carpenter ants.
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Re: If a tree fell across Paddy's driveway.......
« Reply #61 on: June 13, 2008, 01:01:39 PM »
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I've got pictures (already sent to th CA EPA along with a letter detailing your illegal logging operation).

Statist.
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Re: If a tree fell across Paddy's driveway.......
« Reply #62 on: June 13, 2008, 01:03:32 PM »
Gaea rapist.   
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Re: If a tree fell across Paddy's driveway.......
« Reply #63 on: June 13, 2008, 04:23:40 PM »
Quote from: gunsmith on June 13, 2008, 11:06:33 AM


I lived in Ireland for two years, they love
Budweiser over there!

Hey you guys, Paddy's OK, at least he isn't Tecumseh! cheesy

Talk about damning with faint praise.
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Re: If a tree fell across Paddy's driveway.......
« Reply #64 on: June 13, 2008, 06:20:43 PM »
That tree represents 3 less barrels of oil for our 10^400 grandchildren to drill for/consume 10 million years from now.   Should have left it there......FOR THE CHILDREN !!!!
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Get up to the roundhouse on the cliff-top standing.
Take women and children and bed them down.
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