Author Topic: PETA Urges Ben & Jerry's To Use Human Milk  (Read 12687 times)

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Re: PETA Urges Ben & Jerry's To Use Human Milk
« Reply #50 on: September 25, 2008, 02:29:24 PM »
Well..............I guess maybe it would depend on who it came from. Putting the donor's picture on the carton couldn't hurt either.



Right. Couldn't hurt...

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Re: PETA Urges Ben & Jerry's To Use Human Milk
« Reply #51 on: September 25, 2008, 02:31:04 PM »
dude...

thats just....

just...

I'm going to go weep for awhile
That is all. *expletive deleted*ck you all, eat *expletive deleted*it, and die in a fire. I have considered writing here a long parting section dedicated to each poster, but I have decided, at length, against it. *expletive deleted*ck you all and Hail Satan.

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Re: PETA Urges Ben & Jerry's To Use Human Milk
« Reply #52 on: September 25, 2008, 04:40:49 PM »
EEeeww.


I'm outta here.


You people are completely messed up.

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Re: PETA Urges Ben & Jerry's To Use Human Milk
« Reply #53 on: September 25, 2008, 06:08:58 PM »
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Any volunteers to work in the new dairy?

Reminds me of the scene in Meet the Parents...


Greg Focker:   You can milk anything with nipples

The Dad (DeNiro):  I have nipples Greg, can you milk me?

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Re: PETA Urges Ben & Jerry's To Use Human Milk
« Reply #54 on: September 25, 2008, 06:47:32 PM »
Well..............I guess maybe it would depend on who it came from. Putting the donor's picture on the carton couldn't hurt either.



Right. Couldn't hurt...

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