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ZOMBIE! shot in South Beach
« on: May 27, 2012, 04:38:23 PM »
http://www.miamiherald.com/2012/05/26/2818832/naked-man-shot-killed-on-macarthur.html

A naked man was chewing the face off a dude in South Beach, authorities covering up latest Zombie attack.

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Quote from: RevDisk on April 06, 2012, 10:15:08 AM
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Re: ZOMBIE! shot in South Beach
« Reply #1 on: May 27, 2012, 04:40:45 PM »
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The attacker failed to stop after being shot, forcing the officer to continue firing. Witnesses said they heard at least a half dozen shots.

Read more here: http://www.miamiherald.com/2012/05/26/2818832/naked-man-shot-killed-on-macarthur.html#storylink=cpy


Head shots, that's all that works!!!!
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Quote from: RevDisk on April 06, 2012, 10:15:08 AM
Politicians and bureaucrats are considered productive if they swarm the populace like a plague of locust, devouring all substance in their path and leaving a swath of destruction like a firestorm. The technical term is "bipartisanship".
Rocket Man: "The need for booster shots for the immunized has always been based on the science.  Political science, not medical science."

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Re: ZOMBIE! shot in South Beach
« Reply #2 on: May 27, 2012, 05:10:42 PM »
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Quote from: RevDisk on April 06, 2012, 10:15:08 AM
Politicians and bureaucrats are considered productive if they swarm the populace like a plague of locust, devouring all substance in their path and leaving a swath of destruction like a firestorm. The technical term is "bipartisanship".
Rocket Man: "The need for booster shots for the immunized has always been based on the science.  Political science, not medical science."

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Miami PD vs man who eats faces
« Reply #3 on: May 27, 2012, 07:16:35 PM »
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Re: Miami PD vs man who eats faces
« Reply #4 on: May 27, 2012, 07:33:51 PM »
Call the dupe police!!!!

mine was first and with a much better eye catching title! http://www.armedpolitesociety.com/index.php?topic=34680.0
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Re: ZOMBIE! shot in South Beach
« Reply #5 on: May 27, 2012, 07:35:10 PM »
pay no attention to agricolas thread!!! :P
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Quote from: RevDisk on April 06, 2012, 10:15:08 AM
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Rocket Man: "The need for booster shots for the immunized has always been based on the science.  Political science, not medical science."

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Re: Miami PD vs man who eats faces
« Reply #6 on: May 27, 2012, 07:37:16 PM »
bah
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Re: ZOMBIE! shot in South Beach
« Reply #7 on: May 27, 2012, 08:03:24 PM »
Oooh, a thread war!  I vote for you.
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Re: Miami PD vs man who eats faces
« Reply #8 on: May 27, 2012, 08:03:55 PM »
Oooh, a thread war!  I vote for you.
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Re: Miami PD vs man who eats faces
« Reply #9 on: May 27, 2012, 08:58:32 PM »
I vote for whoever Fly320s isn't voting for. [popcorn]
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Re: ZOMBIE! shot in South Beach
« Reply #10 on: May 27, 2012, 08:59:06 PM »
I vote for whoever Fly320s isn't voting for. [popcorn]
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"so I ended up getting the above because I didn't want to make a whole production of sticking something between my knees and cranking. To me, the cranking on mine is pretty effortless, at least on the coarse setting. Maybe if someone has arthritis or something, it would be more difficult for them." - Ben

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Re: Miami PD vs man who eats faces
« Reply #11 on: May 27, 2012, 10:20:04 PM »
I vote for agricola's avatar.
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Zombies in Miami
« Reply #12 on: May 28, 2012, 02:23:46 AM »
I just read on the internet that there are zombies in Miami. You heard it here first!
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Re: ZOMBIE! shot in South Beach
« Reply #13 on: May 28, 2012, 02:41:25 AM »
Quote from: freakazoid on May 27, 2012, 08:59:06 PM
I vote for whoever Fly320s isn't voting for. [popcorn]

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Quote from: RevDisk on April 06, 2012, 10:15:08 AM
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Re: Zombies in Miami
« Reply #14 on: May 28, 2012, 02:42:29 AM »
what does this have to do with national reciprocity?
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Re: Miami PD vs man who eats faces
« Reply #15 on: May 28, 2012, 02:43:45 AM »
Quote from: freakazoid on May 27, 2012, 08:58:32 PM
I vote for whoever Fly320s isn't voting for. [popcorn]

yay!!!
Quote from: Fly320s on May 27, 2012, 08:03:55 PM
Oooh, a thread war!  I vote for you.
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Rocket Man: "The need for booster shots for the immunized has always been based on the science.  Political science, not medical science."

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Re: Zombies in Miami
« Reply #16 on: May 28, 2012, 02:54:40 AM »
Quote from: gunsmith on May 28, 2012, 02:42:29 AM
what does this have to do with national reciprocity?


With national reciprocity, Floridian zombies may legally carry a concealed weapon in all fifty states.
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Re: Zombies in Miami
« Reply #17 on: May 28, 2012, 03:30:47 AM »
Quote from: fistful on May 28, 2012, 02:23:46 AM
I just read on the internet that there are zombies in Miami. You heard it here first!

I would vote for you, but I already used my two votes.
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Re: Zombies in Miami
« Reply #18 on: May 28, 2012, 04:05:20 AM »
I'm still pissed that Fox cancelled Firefly.
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Re: Miami PD vs man who eats faces
« Reply #19 on: May 28, 2012, 04:06:19 AM »
I heard 7-11 is coming out with diet Slurpees.
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Re: ZOMBIE! shot in South Beach
« Reply #20 on: May 28, 2012, 04:13:08 AM »
Do you think those hair remedies advertised on TV really work?
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If there really was intelligent life on other planets, we'd be sending them foreign aid.

Conservatives see George Orwell's "1984" as a cautionary tale.  Progressives view it as a "how to" manual.

My wife often says to me, "You are evil and must be destroyed." She may be right.

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Re: Zombies in Miami
« Reply #21 on: May 28, 2012, 04:19:15 AM »
Quote from: fistful on May 28, 2012, 02:54:40 AM

With national reciprocity, Floridian zombies may legally carry a concealed weapon in all fifty states.

Why is it that nobody talks about the other seven states any more?

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Re: ZOMBIE! shot in South Beach
« Reply #22 on: May 28, 2012, 08:25:47 AM »
Breaking News:   A Wary and Nearly Extinct Eatibis Anythingibis has been killed in Miami.
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Re: ZOMBIE! shot in South Beach
« Reply #23 on: May 28, 2012, 09:35:25 AM »

Triplicate threads merged.  :facepalm:
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Re: ZOMBIE! shot in South Beach
« Reply #24 on: May 28, 2012, 09:42:07 AM »
Have you guys heard about that naked zombie guy in Florida?
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