Author Topic: ZOMBIE! shot in South Beach (Read 12647 times)

seeker_two · « **Reply #25 on:** May 28, 2012, 09:52:18 AM »

Quote from: fistful on May 28, 2012, 09:42:07 AM

Have you guys heard about that naked zombie guy in Florida?

We need to sticky this thread....

MrsSmith · « **Reply #26 on:** May 28, 2012, 11:09:16 AM »

I think we haven't heard any more about this because the outbreak has made lunch of the media there.

seeker_two · « **Reply #27 on:** May 28, 2012, 03:29:49 PM »

Quote from: MrsSmith on May 28, 2012, 11:09:16 AM

I think we haven't heard any more about this because the outbreak has made lunch of the media there.

Bet you're glad you moved out West now.....

Hawkmoon · « **Reply #28 on:** May 28, 2012, 05:51:31 PM »

This entire thread(s) beg(s) the question:

What caliber for naked guys eating other naked guys?

Fly320s · « **Reply #29 on:** May 28, 2012, 06:01:44 PM »

Something in a Mannlicher?

French G. · « **Reply #30 on:** May 28, 2012, 07:21:44 PM »

New low achieved.

BlueStarLizzard · « **Reply #31 on:** May 28, 2012, 10:53:43 PM »

Quote from: French G. on May 28, 2012, 07:21:44 PM

New low achieved.

Challenge delivered... Any takers?

Ben · « **Reply #32 on:** May 29, 2012, 09:14:04 AM »

I knew it. A 'new" form of a drug. Likely planted by the Illuminati. Lock and load - patient one is still "alive":

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Police believe Eugene had likely overdosed on a new potent form of LSD, WSVN-TV reported.

"What's happening is whenever we see that a person has taken all of his clothes off and has become violent, it's indicative of this excited delirium that's caused by an overdose of drugs," said Armando Aguilar, of the Miami Fraternal Order of Police. "What's happening is inside their body their organs are burning up alive."

The victim remained in critical condition at Jackson Memorial Hospital. Seventy-five to 80 percent of his face was reportedly missing.

Read more: http://www.foxnews.com/us/2012/05/28/naked-attacker-who-chewed-man-face-allegedly-had-history-violence/#ixzz1wGQaSTXP

209 · « **Reply #33 on:** May 29, 2012, 09:22:00 AM »

Quote from: Hawkmoon on May 28, 2012, 05:51:31 PM

This entire thread(s) beg(s) the question:

What caliber for naked guys eating other naked guys?

Quote from: Fly320s on May 28, 2012, 06:01:44 PM

Something in a Mannlicher?

Quote from: French G. on May 28, 2012, 07:21:44 PM

New low achieved.

Quote from: bluestarlizzard on May 28, 2012, 10:53:43 PM

Challenge delivered... Any takers?

I guess the caliber isn't important as long as it achieves the FBI standard for maximum penetration of fourteen inches.

Perd Hapley · « **Reply #34 on:** May 29, 2012, 11:41:22 AM »

I had wondered why the victim was not able to stop an unarmed man from chewing on his face. Then I remembered that we live in post-Trayvon America. The guy probably figured he was toast either way.

vaskidmark · « **Reply #35 on:** May 31, 2012, 07:09:40 AM »

Quote from: French G. on May 28, 2012, 07:21:44 PM

New low achieved.

I believe, sir, that your challenge has been accepted and met.

stay safe.

Quote from: fistful on May 29, 2012, 11:41:22 AM

I had wondered why the victim was not able to stop an unarmed man from chewing on his face. Then I remembered that we live in post-Trayvon America. The guy probably figured he was toast either way.

RocketMan · « **Reply #36 on:** June 28, 2012, 12:57:06 PM »

Quote from: Ben on May 29, 2012, 09:14:04 AM

I knew it. A 'new" form of a drug. Likely planted by the Illuminati. Lock and load - patient one is still "alive":

It turns out zombie guy just had traces of maryjane in his system. No weird drugs, no "bath salts".

Story here.

Perd Hapley · « **Reply #37 on:** June 28, 2012, 02:13:09 PM »

Reefer Madness was right!

Fly320s · « **Reply #38 on:** June 28, 2012, 05:03:27 PM »

So, he really did have the munchies!

MechAg94 · « **Reply #39 on:** June 28, 2012, 07:58:42 PM »

Has someone been using Worsecestershire sauce as embalming fluid down there?

freakazoid · « **Reply #40 on:** June 28, 2012, 08:45:06 PM »

Quote from: RocketMan on June 28, 2012, 12:57:06 PM

It turns out zombie guy just had traces of maryjane in his system. No weird drugs, no "bath salts".

Story here.

Don't let facts get in the way of making assumptions and blaming whatever new evil scary drug is out there, ie. bath salts.

gunsmith · « **Reply #41 on:** June 29, 2012, 01:59:19 PM »

Quote from: freakazoid on June 28, 2012, 08:45:06 PM

Don't let facts get in the way of making assumptions and blaming whatever new evil scary drug is out there, ie. bath salts.

Quote from: Fly320s on June 28, 2012, 05:03:27 PM

So, he really did have the munchies!

its to late, the zombie/bathsalts meme will never die ... unless you shoot it in the head.

gunsmith · « **Reply #42 on:** June 30, 2012, 01:24:20 AM »

An autopsy of the "South Beach Zombie" shows that he had no "Bath Salts" in his system but test indicated he had been smoking marijuana the same day of the attack. Scientist want to reassure the public that marijuana poses no inherent risk and that Zombies are real.

RocketMan · « **Reply #43 on:** June 30, 2012, 12:35:08 PM »

Quote from: gunsmith on June 30, 2012, 01:24:20 AM

An autopsy of the "South Beach Zombie" shows that he had no "Bath Salts" in his system but test indicated he had been smoking marijuana the same day of the attack. Scientist want to reassure the public that marijuana poses no inherent risk and that Zombies are real.

Thanks for the follow up, gunsmith. I'm off to buy more .22LR.

birdman · « **Reply #44 on:** June 30, 2012, 12:52:50 PM »

Quote from: RocketMan on June 30, 2012, 12:35:08 PM

Thanks for the follow up, gunsmith. I'm off to buy more .22LR.

You needed an excuse?
The only proper answer to the question of how much ammo you should have is "more"...doubly so for 22LR.
And the only excuse needed is that it is a day that ends in "y"

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Author Topic: ZOMBIE! shot in South Beach (Read 12647 times)