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41magsnub

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Re: What if I told you Jar Jar Binks was not who he says he is...
« Reply #25 on: November 03, 2015, 11:07:44 AM »
Yeah, I'm not buying the super amazing subplot for Jar Jar.

I'll go with Occam's Razor that Lucas, unimpeded, is a terrible story-teller.

That is, unless the author has some explanation for The Kingdom of the Crystal Skull.

La Beef is Lucas's illegitimate son.

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Re: What if I told you Jar Jar Binks was not who he says he is...
« Reply #26 on: November 03, 2015, 09:22:17 PM »
Yeah, I'm not buying the super amazing subplot for Jar Jar.

I'll go with Occam's Razor that Lucas, unimpeded, is a terrible story-teller.

That is, unless the author has some explanation for The Kingdom of the Crystal Skull.

I liked it...
"so I ended up getting the above because I didn't want to make a whole production of sticking something between my knees and cranking. To me, the cranking on mine is pretty effortless, at least on the coarse setting. Maybe if someone has arthritis or something, it would be more difficult for them." - Ben

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Re: What if I told you Jar Jar Binks was not who he says he is...
« Reply #27 on: November 04, 2015, 09:00:51 AM »
I liked it...

Liking that abomination is of a piece with liking Jar Jar.

The only rational response is to slowly back away from the offending party and call the authorities for a welfare check as they are clearly hallucinatory and incapable of caring for themselves.


De gustibus non est disputandum be damned. There's a LIMIT!
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So do all who live to see such times. But that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given to us. There are other forces at work in this world, Frodo, besides the will of evil. Bilbo was meant to find the Ring. In which case, you also were meant to have it. And that is an encouraging thought

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Re: What if I told you Jar Jar Binks was not who he says he is...
« Reply #28 on: November 04, 2015, 09:14:55 AM »
Liking that abomination is of a piece with liking Jar Jar.

Ummm...  :angel:
"so I ended up getting the above because I didn't want to make a whole production of sticking something between my knees and cranking. To me, the cranking on mine is pretty effortless, at least on the coarse setting. Maybe if someone has arthritis or something, it would be more difficult for them." - Ben

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Re: What if I told you Jar Jar Binks was not who he says he is...
« Reply #29 on: November 04, 2015, 09:29:38 AM »
Ummm...  :angel:

/slowly backs away and looks for his phone...
I wish the Ring had never come to me. I wish none of this had happened.

So do all who live to see such times. But that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given to us. There are other forces at work in this world, Frodo, besides the will of evil. Bilbo was meant to find the Ring. In which case, you also were meant to have it. And that is an encouraging thought

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Re: What if I told you Jar Jar Binks was not who he says he is...
« Reply #30 on: November 04, 2015, 10:45:46 AM »
/slowly backs away and looks for his phone...


Phone nothin' - I'm looking for the handset to call in artillery.


But let's not compare to Jar Jar to LaBeef. That's not fair to Jar Jar.
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Re: What if I told you Jar Jar Binks was not who he says he is...
« Reply #31 on: November 04, 2015, 02:30:01 PM »

Phone nothin' - I'm looking for the handset to call in artillery.


But let's not compare to Jar Jar to LaBeef. That's not fair to Jar Jar.
Good point.  Jar Jar had times in the movie where he wasn't talking. 
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Re: What if I told you Jar Jar Binks was not who he says he is...
« Reply #32 on: November 04, 2015, 02:31:44 PM »
Good point.  Jar Jar had times in the movie where he wasn't talking. 


 :lol:  Well done.
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