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Title: Need help with a name
Post by: Northwoods on March 05, 2020, 08:11:50 PM: Setting up my wood working shop again, finally. When I last set up a woodshop ca. 2002 I named my dust collector "Monica" for fairly obvious reasons. But we're now 20+ years post Oral Office scandals. What's a good name for the dust collector now? I'd be tempted with "Mega Maid" but it'll only suck, not blow too.
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Post by: Perd Hapley on March 05, 2020, 08:40:14 PM: H&K Customer?
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Post by: Jim147 on March 05, 2020, 08:58:38 PM: fistful of dust
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Post by: Brad Johnson on March 06, 2020, 08:51:48 AM: Buster

Brad
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Post by: RoadKingLarry on March 06, 2020, 08:57:45 AM: Hillary.
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Post by: Ben on March 06, 2020, 09:00:48 AM: Quote from: Brad Johnson on March 06, 2020, 08:51:48 AM
Buster

https://youtu.be/L1fb4OhkygI?t=22
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Post by: Kingcreek on March 06, 2020, 09:50:46 AM: Suckmaster 2.0
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Post by: K Frame on March 06, 2020, 11:59:09 AM: Sucky McSuckface
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Post by: MechAg94 on March 06, 2020, 12:06:57 PM: Giant *expletive deleted*che vs. Turd Sandwich

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GI8Wwe2-dV0
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Post by: AZRedhawk44 on March 06, 2020, 12:10:13 PM: I think Monica is timeless.

But you could name it The Hummer.
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Post by: K Frame on March 06, 2020, 12:20:13 PM: Quote from: MechAg94 on March 06, 2020, 12:06:57 PM
Giant *expletive deleted*che vs. Turd Sandwich

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GI8Wwe2-dV0

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

I *expletive deleted*ing LOVED that episode!
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Post by: Hawkmoon on March 06, 2020, 01:03:23 PM: How about Barnum?

(P.T. Barnum: "There's a sucker born every minute.")
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Post by: Perd Hapley on March 06, 2020, 02:21:01 PM: Telly Savalas?
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Post by: 230RN on March 06, 2020, 03:33:32 PM: "I did not have sex with that vacuum cleaner."

I'm trying to remember, but I think Allen Harper called the vacuum cleaner 'Brenda.'
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Post by: RocketMan on March 06, 2020, 08:39:58 PM: Vlad the Inhaler
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Post by: Boomhauer on March 06, 2020, 09:12:48 PM: Stormy Daniels, obviously.
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Post by: Jim147 on March 06, 2020, 09:55:11 PM: Succubus
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Post by: BlueStarLizzard on March 06, 2020, 10:23:21 PM: Quote from: Boomhauer on March 06, 2020, 09:12:48 PM
Stormy Daniels, obviously.

No, Linda. Duh. And it's still relevant because they made a movie about the movie not that long back!
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Post by: BobR on March 06, 2020, 10:26:14 PM: No matter how much it sucks it is still better than the Twilight Series. Too Long????

bob
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Post by: BlueStarLizzard on March 06, 2020, 11:15:34 PM: Quote from: BobR on March 06, 2020, 10:26:14 PM
No matter how much it sucks it is still better than the Twilight Series. Too Long????

bob

Kristin Stewert. I'm betting she sucks in more ways than just one.
Title: Re: Need help with a name
Post by: Northwoods on March 07, 2020, 11:01:00 AM: Quote from: BlueStarLizzard on March 06, 2020, 11:15:34 PM
Kristin Stewert. I'm betting she sucks in more ways than just one.

Didn't she "come out" as pansexual, or some other of the LGBTWTFBBQ spectrum?