Author Topic: Breaking News: Crunchberries Not Real Fruit (Read 11976 times)

280plus · « **Reply #25 on:** June 06, 2009, 07:06:02 AM »

yes, I've often wondered why I could find neither grapes nor nuts in those boxes of grape nuts.

seeker_two · « **Reply #26 on:** June 06, 2009, 09:16:22 AM »

....and all this time, I thought all the boy grapes went to the Grape Nuts factory and all the girl grapes went to the produce section....

just Warren · « **Reply #27 on:** June 06, 2009, 03:27:56 PM »

I hope this doesn't muck up Crunch's chance a promotion. Shouldn't he be an O-6 by now, that is Rear Adm'l (Lower Half)?

280plus · « **Reply #28 on:** June 06, 2009, 05:15:01 PM »

naw, he hasn't been able to break through 0-6 since the drunken brawl episode with Frankenberry and Count Chocula. I hear they're still paying the tab off on the damage to the bar.

just Warren · « **Reply #29 on:** June 06, 2009, 06:08:44 PM »

Ironically, Frankenberry is a real fruit.

280plus · « **Reply #30 on:** June 06, 2009, 08:18:10 PM »

yea, that's pretty much what the fight was about. The Cap'n called frankenberry a real fruit and the shtf shortly after that.

erictank · « **Reply #31 on:** June 06, 2009, 08:55:44 PM »

Quote from: Warren on June 06, 2009, 03:27:56 PM

I hope this doesn't muck up Crunch's chance a promotion. Shouldn't he be an O-6 by now, that is Rear Adm'l (Lower Half)?

O-7, Warren. O-6 is Captain.

280plus - both of those were great!

DJJ · « **Reply #32 on:** June 06, 2009, 09:51:31 PM »

If Frankenberry had killed the Cap'n, would it have been a cereal killing?

just Warren · « **Reply #33 on:** June 06, 2009, 10:54:49 PM »

Yeah, the Cap'n caught Frankenberry turning Trix for Kix.

TechMan · « **Reply #34 on:** June 07, 2009, 12:20:00 AM »

Quote from: 280plus on June 06, 2009, 05:15:01 PM

naw, he hasn't been able to break through 0-6 since the drunken brawl episode with Frankenberry and Count Chocula. I hear they're still paying the tab off on the damage to the bar.

So where was Booberry during the drunken brawl?

Antibubba · « **Reply #35 on:** June 07, 2009, 01:04:10 AM »

Quote from: Warren

Ironically, Frankenberry is a real fruit.

Only if its one of those GMOs.

erictank · « **Reply #36 on:** June 07, 2009, 01:27:52 AM »

Quote from: adively on June 07, 2009, 12:20:00 AM

So where was Booberry during the drunken brawl?

He'd disappeared, of course.

seeker_two · « **Reply #37 on:** June 07, 2009, 08:02:22 AM »

Quote from: 280plus on June 06, 2009, 08:18:10 PM

yea, that's pretty much what the fight was about. The Cap'n called frankenberry a real fruit and the shtf shortly after that.

Yep....and I heard the good Capt'n got his wheat shredded and frosted....

280plus · « **Reply #38 on:** June 07, 2009, 08:18:59 AM »

I heard his face got Totaled...

RocketMan · « **Reply #39 on:** June 07, 2009, 07:53:29 PM »

APS = Armed Pun Society

Antibubba · « **Reply #40 on:** June 08, 2009, 01:48:08 AM »

Worse, they're cereal punsters.

just Warren · « **Reply #41 on:** June 08, 2009, 02:11:03 AM »

It was so bad the Cap'n had to retire and go back to farming.

With the aging population he decided to help out with health issues. So, yeah, he's rasin' bran.

SADShooter · « **Reply #42 on:** June 08, 2009, 09:50:58 AM »

Some cereally corny flakes on this thread...99 and 44 one hundredths percent pure funny.

coppertales · « **Reply #43 on:** June 08, 2009, 11:55:37 AM »

Don't let my wife see this thread.......I have her convenced that Fruit Loops are made from fruit.....After all, she is a natural blonde.......chris3

Balog · « **Reply #44 on:** June 08, 2009, 11:57:46 AM »

I love the old shredded wheat. The huge packs that are plain, but I'd put sugar on em.

HankB · « **Reply #45 on:** June 08, 2009, 12:37:18 PM »

CRUNCHBERRIES AREN'T REAL BERRIES?!?!?

Should I worry about turtle sundaes, buffalo wings, bear claws, and chicken fingers not being real, too?

seeker_two · « **Reply #46 on:** June 08, 2009, 12:48:40 PM »

Quote from: HankB on June 08, 2009, 12:37:18 PM

Should I worry about turtle sundaes, buffalo wings, bear claws, and chicken fingers not being real, too?

No more that you should worry about the state of mountain oysters...

280plus · « **Reply #47 on:** June 08, 2009, 12:49:38 PM »

Quote from: RocketMan on June 07, 2009, 07:53:29 PM

APS = ~~Armed~~ Awful Pun Society

Fixed it...

Matthew Carberry · « **Reply #48 on:** June 08, 2009, 07:33:36 PM »

Some people consider the pun the lowest form of humor.

They are outnumbered by those who refuse to consider the pun a form of humor at all.

Waitone · « **Reply #49 on:** June 08, 2009, 07:40:31 PM »

A sizable number of people in the US thinks gun aficionados are absolutely nuts.

The ruling elite thinks it necessary to restrict our access to firearms to protect "The People".

In response to all these concerns over the stability of gun aficionados, APS posts this thread.

<face palm>We're so screwed!</face palm>