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So you think you're tough...
« on: May 16, 2015, 12:59:52 AM »
Guy gets stabbed, goes to a McDonalds. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ho2LCQtduM

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Re: So you think you're tough...
« Reply #1 on: May 16, 2015, 07:38:58 AM »
I went and got a Whopper (no tomato) at Burger King after a colonoscopy.  Does that count?
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Re: So you think you're tough...
« Reply #2 on: May 16, 2015, 10:20:28 AM »
I went and got a Whopper (no tomato) at Burger King after a colonoscopy.  Does that count?
I'd be more impressed if you dialed it all the way to 11 and went to taco bell instead. =D
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Re: So you think you're tough...
« Reply #3 on: May 16, 2015, 10:39:58 AM »
I'd be more impressed if you dialed it all the way to 11 and went to taco bell instead. =D
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Re: So you think you're tough...
« Reply #4 on: May 16, 2015, 10:41:49 AM »
I went and got a Whopper (no tomato) at Burger King after a colonoscopy.  Does that count?

I was flat out loopy after mine.  So that would explain going to Booger King.
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Re: So you think you're tough...
« Reply #5 on: May 16, 2015, 11:01:12 AM »
I was flat out loopy after mine.  So that would explain going to Booger King.

Pretty much what I was thinking.
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Re: So you think you're tough...
« Reply #6 on: May 16, 2015, 02:58:37 PM »
Neither a White Castle or Taco Hell was anywhere nearby afterwards.   I just wanted to refill my gut...
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for the motherland.